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| 13 Feb 2012 01:26 PM |
Tired of stopping in elevators? Step one: Hold the "Close doors" button. Step two: Select floor, Keep holding. Step three: Keep holding until you arrive! ???? Profit.
How to get power companies bankrupt! Acquire a wire that can fit onto itself. (One end on one end) Plug the wire into an electric output. When you get some electricity, Plug the ends together. The flow will produce heat. Get a heat extractor that can produce electricity. Save loads of money and copyright everything. Get Nobel Prize. ???? Profit.
Want to become invisible? Make ultraviolet paint Ultraviolet is invisible to the human eye Paint yourself ultraviolet
It's a ghost!
Satellite in orbit. Attached to tram. INFINITE FREE TRAVEL!
Join the dark side of the force. Learn force lightning. Use on electrical device. Electrical companies will go bankrupt! Problem, Jedi?
Go to shop. Tell dude in shop that you own shop. The customer is always right! Unlimited stuff! Everyone else will go bankrupt! (Somehow) ???? Profit.
Watch "Da Ring" Video. Get call. Watch again in 6 days. Repeat again and again forever. Immortal!
Record an album! (Use magnets for faster recording) Copyright all songs and album. "Acquire" A computer. Create a music "Sharing" Website. Know as much about your users as possible. Sue users for downloading your music without paying for it. Repeat step 4. ???? Infinite profit!
Get gun with metal clips. Get SUPER magnet helmet. Get bag of metal clips for ammo. Shoot upwards. Your magnet helmet will be attracted to the clips. I believe forumers can fly!
Tired of bright lights in the morning? "Acquire" flashlight. Remove batteries. Put batteries backwards. Flick switch. Aim flashlight at light. It will absorb the light! ???? Profit.
Start a bank. Borrow money from federal reserve at 0.25% interest. "One million billion dollars please kind man!" Loan money to people for interest rates more than 0.25%. Collect interests and pay back federal reserve. Loadsadoshohya! (If people don't pay you back, Leave country.)
Forgot to study? No problem! Just have a dream like Inception. Project ultimate textbook into dream. Study with textbook. Get an amazing grade!
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:39 PM |
Make a fire Put the fire in the freezer When you need it, take it out from the freezer and wait until it melt. Congratulation. You have portable fire. |
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:54 PM |
@andre55555
Troll psychics FTW!
"1.Buy a chair 2.Work out untill you can lift the chair 3.Sit in chair and lift it 4.?????? 5.Airplanes wil go bankrupt!" |
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:57 PM |
Get a boat. Tape a magnet to the front of the boat. Get a fishing pole. Tape another magnet to the fishing pole. Sit in boat and put fishing pole magnet over front of boat. ??? Infinite Energy
~Retro Day is February 15th~ |
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| 13 Feb 2012 01:57 PM |
| Ohhhhhhhhh! THIS MAIKS MEH HAPPEH |
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