KOBot1337
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| 12 Feb 2012 01:08 PM |
Ok here it is:
1. I'll run for US president when I"m old enough
2. I'll say a bunch of stuff the voters want to hear like lowering taxes, etc.
3. I'll secretly make an alliance to the K.u Klu.x Kl.an promising them I would help them rise to glory and power if they secretly support me in my election
4. Once I win the election, I will secretly drastically lower funding on law enforcement and the millitary
5. Then I will signal the K. K.lux Kla.n to do their epic rein of terror and with law enforcement and millitary down, nobody will be able to stop them and soon they will reach their goal to get rid of all non-whites.
6. I will then overthrow the Legislative and Judicial branches by secretly stashing a machine gun and ammo, nobody will ever ssupect the presidnet being a criminal!
7. I will rise as ultimate dictator of the US, and I'll take all the funds the country has and fund my epic millitary, then I'll raise taxes by 1000% and if the Americans dont pay, my millitary kills them
8. I will use my ultimate army to conquer EARTH!!!!
Epic plan right? |
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DrCaneJr
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| 12 Feb 2012 01:10 PM |
| I would shoot you before you made it onto the stage of your first speech. |
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KOBot1337
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| 12 Feb 2012 01:12 PM |
@Dr You wouldnt know if it was me or not MUAUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CFOULD BE SHOOTING WRONG GUY NOOBBUTTTOOTT |
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DrCaneJr
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| 12 Feb 2012 01:13 PM |
| You have to enter the office sometime, and I do have an AK that I can tag you with at 300 yards. |
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DrCaneJr
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| 12 Feb 2012 01:14 PM |
| Also i give this thread a 0/10 because i can't tell if your trolling or if your are out right stupid. |
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DrCaneJr
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| 12 Feb 2012 01:21 PM |
| I'm gonna guess that it's trolling. |
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pepper0
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GeckoFPS
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| 12 Feb 2012 05:51 PM |
| "If I had Canadian Soldiers, American technology and British officers I would rule the world." - Sir Winston Churchill |
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theopfor
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| 12 Feb 2012 06:24 PM |
You forgot the fact that a lot of people have weapons in their homes.
"Death to lazy builders. Remove the CFrame tools. Command bar all the way." ~pauljkl |
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cowkiller
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| 12 Feb 2012 07:35 PM |
5. Then I will signal the K. K.lux Kla.n to do their epic rein of terror and with law enforcement and millitary down, nobody will be able to stop them and soon they will reach their goal to get rid of all non-whites.
The army would prob break from government and kill your political failures right away. |
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| 13 Feb 2012 07:23 AM |
1. I'll run for US president when I"m old enough
2. I'll say a bunch of stuff the voters want to hear like lowering taxes, etc.
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To actually run for a president, you must forth be a christian fundie who puts religion all over his anuzzzz and is extremely discriminative, or extremely inteligent, you're neither of those. Oh and people know the advertisemt tricks, promising to lower taxes gives you nothing because fiscal conservatives always promise that.
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3. I'll secretly make an alliance to the K.u Klu.x Kl.an promising them I would help them rise to glory and power if they secretly support me in my election
4. Once I win the election, I will secretly drastically lower funding on law enforcement and the millitary
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Yeah, good luck getting that through, presidents don't have absolute power, you know.
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5. Then I will signal the K. K.lux Kla.n to do their epic rein of terror and with law enforcement and millitary down, nobody will be able to stop them and soon they will reach their goal to get rid of all non-whites.
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Again, good luck having them to get against the military and law.
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6. I will then overthrow the Legislative and Judicial branches by secretly stashing a machine gun and ammo, nobody will ever ssupect the presidnet being a criminal!
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Tell me what makes you think that they will not tell that to the public after the scandal? What makes you think that you are going to go out with a machine gun just 4dalolz? What abot security cameras, you are going to be impeached and jailed for betrayal.
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7. I will rise as ultimate dictator of the US, and I'll take all the funds the country has and fund my epic millitary, then I'll raise taxes by 1000% and if the Americans dont pay, my millitary kills them
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You know, the Americans have weapons, why do they have them? To revolt. Simple as that. Before you will try to actually make smaller funding for military, they're going to label you a liberal and lose trust in you. Sorry, but this is how it works.
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8. I will use my ultimate army to conquer EARTH!!!!
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Good luck dealing with other strong militaries like Russia, China, Germany, UK and so on, oh and good luck dealing with all those rebels.
Your plan is totally flawful, deal with it, weirdo. |
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