wakiki
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| 11 Feb 2012 11:36 PM |
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b! t c h3s who want off, get the h3 ll off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b!t c h3s who are getting on, get your @ $S es in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to put all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p!s s 3d off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b! tc h in the kitchen." |
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| 11 Feb 2012 11:36 PM |
| someones gotta an attitude problem lol |
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Overpwned
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Welcome10
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Base1567
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| 11 Feb 2012 11:38 PM |
| and thats why im sleeping outside |
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102hacker
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| 11 Feb 2012 11:53 PM |
| A tsunami is heading to an island 3 guys see a man on a hill they say come on a tsunami is coming!He said no I G- O- D will save me.So they left him then 2 guys came and said the tsunamis coming closer he said no G- O- D will save me. Then a guy in a helicopter comes and said get on the tsunami is close he said no G- O- D will save me.Then G- O -D pops up and say you 1d-10t I gave you three chances to survive |
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50cent200
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wakiki
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