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| 02 Feb 2012 11:36 AM |
Rate the joke that the person above you says. Rate it out of 10 then tell your joke, the next person will rate your joke and so on.
e.g. 1st person: 10/10 Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
2nd person: 0/10 Q: [insert queston here] A: [insert answer here]
And yeah.
So heres the joke: Rememer to rate!
Q: Did you hear about the man without a left arm and left leg? A: Dont worry hes all right! Get it? All right, he hasnt got a left arm or leg! |
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jakub15
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| 02 Feb 2012 02:21 PM |
7/10 nice
Q: What's a oridanary builder's favrioute song? A: Everyday am SHOVELing.
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| 02 Feb 2012 05:27 PM |
6/10
Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Roads didn't exist back then! |
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pierifle2
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| 02 Feb 2012 05:55 PM |
(That's from adventure time...) 4/10 Why did the boy eat chicken strips? He liked them. -.- |
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| 02 Feb 2012 05:58 PM |
1/10
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting.
Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not. Then, he notices a patient similarly strolling about within the hospital fence.
Calling out to the patient, the man says, "Pardon me, sir, but do you have the time?"
The patient calls back, "One moment!" and throws himself upon the ground, pulling out a short stick as he does. He pushes the stick into the ground, and, pulling out a carpenter's level, assures himself that the stick is vertical.
With a compass, the patient locates north and with a steel ruler, measures the precise length of the shadow cast by the stick.
Withdrawing a slide rule from his pocket, the patient calculates rapidly, then swiftly packs up all his tools and turns back to the pedestrian, saying, "It is now precisely 3:29 pm, provided today is August 16th, which I believe it is."
The man can't help but be impressed by this demonstration, and sets his watch accordingly.
Before he leaves, he says to the patient, "That was really quite remarkable, but tell me, what do you do on a cloudy day, or at night, when the stick casts no shadow?" The patient holds up his wrist and says, "I suppose I'd just look at my watch." |
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| 04 Feb 2012 04:22 AM |
LOL! 8/10
What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? Ur to young to smoke! |
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camoo300
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| 04 Feb 2012 04:44 AM |
| qu'est-ce que vous obtenez si vous croisez une vache et un bluecheese smurf |
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| 04 Feb 2012 04:57 AM |
Lol wtf
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato while crossing the road? U gotta KETCHUP!! |
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| 05 Feb 2012 05:43 AM |
7/10 that ones old
Why didnt the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with! thats a classic |
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koolkid64
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| 05 Feb 2012 06:12 AM |
3/10
Whats a rabbit lovers worst nightmare? A HAREcut! |
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| 06 Feb 2012 07:49 AM |
6/10
Why am i epic? Because i am XD |
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| 06 Feb 2012 12:39 PM |
1/10
Knock knock? Who's there? Beet. Beet who? Beets me! |
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| 06 Feb 2012 12:42 PM |
(I forgot my joke o-@)
Dooom doom doom dooommm doooooo ddoooodooodoooodoommmmm(6 months later)dooomy doomy doom doomy doom doom(Invaider zim) |
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| 06 Feb 2012 01:17 PM |
After putting on 3 pairs of socks, 6 jumpers, 6 pairs of trousers, 5 woolly hats, 4 scarfs, 2 thick coats and a pair of boots, I waddled outside.
Ten seconds later I was laying face down in the snow and I couldn't move.
"You're coming with me" said the Primark security guard.
Je peur de la combustion spontanee des lapins, Me temo que combustion espontanea de los perros |
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| 08 Feb 2012 02:40 PM |
10/10 lol
A man walks into a bar and says: 'Owch.' |
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jakub15
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| 08 Feb 2012 03:14 PM |
10.1/10
Q:Why did the toilet go down-hill? A:To get to the buttom.
Q:Why did the chicken go down-hill? A:To get to the toilet. |
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oxkarmao
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| 08 Feb 2012 04:00 PM |
2/10
Q:Why does Skrillex suck at fishing?
A:He always drops the bass |
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crackup23
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| 08 Feb 2012 05:15 PM |
4/10
Q: Why did the banker breaking up with his girlfriend? A: He lost interest. |
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| 09 Feb 2012 12:00 PM |
Q:Why are you a noob? A:Because everyone exept me is a noob |
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| 09 Feb 2012 01:17 PM |
0/10
What did the dentist say too the pie? Your teeth are starting crumble! |
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crackup23
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| 09 Feb 2012 03:02 PM |
1/10
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: He saw a fork in the road. |
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