metamatt
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| 31 Jan 2012 09:21 PM |
This is the game where we have to think of 1,000 wayd to pranks people at Wal-Mart. Ill start.
1.Hide in a coat rack and when people walk buy, say "Pick me,PICK ME!"
2.When the cashier asks "Hi, how may help you?" yell "STOP MAKING FUN OF MY DISABILITIES!!!" and run away.
3.Make a trail of tomato sauce to the bathroom |
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| 31 Jan 2012 11:22 PM |
| Go into the change rooms and shout "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE" |
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PKMNbart
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| Joined: 22 May 2011 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:00 AM |
| you ring them up and say i was afanded thay say why you say last week i saw a recistthey say a racest cheese you say yeah its coon cheese |
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PKMNbart
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| Joined: 22 May 2011 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:06 AM |
| you say hay hay hay i saw a monkey they say wot you say a yeah thats right a camble they say a wot you say a goat listen the you show them a cholate frog they say its just a chocolate frog and you say thats wot i said |
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l3goman43
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| Joined: 05 Dec 2009 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:12 AM |
| When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. |
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l3goman43
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| Joined: 05 Dec 2009 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:14 AM |
| Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. |
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PKMNbart
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| Joined: 22 May 2011 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:17 AM |
| when you walk past a line pinch some one so they hit the peson behine them |
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| 01 Feb 2012 09:27 AM |
| Curse into a tape recorder, take the tape out, put it into one of the boomboxes at the electronics section, put it on high volume, and curse words will be heard throughout the area. |
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| 01 Feb 2012 10:03 AM |
I saw this once, its so cool...
Basically, it's called the fire wallet. It's a normal wallet, but when you push a button it CATCHES FIRE, but all of your money stays safe.
I reckon that could speed up a slow queue... |
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metamatt
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| Joined: 13 Dec 2009 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 04:20 PM |
| Smear melted chocolate all over the bathroom wall |
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oxkarmao
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| Joined: 08 Jul 2010 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 04:21 PM |
| Go in front of the cashier and shout "TP for my bunghole?" |
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gymnast82
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| Joined: 21 Dec 2009 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:45 PM |
| Walk up to the cashier, smile at them for about thirty seconds without moving, take socks out of your cart, make a big show of taking off your shoes and chucking them as far and as high across the store as you can, then shove the socks on while snorting like a pig. When you're done with that, get your face as close to the cashier's as possible, and whisper "I have new socks on...." |
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| 01 Feb 2012 06:59 PM |
| Goto the barbies and shout I LIEK DA BARBIEZ and when the employees come and say "may you please leave" throw a barbie at him/her and yell OH HAI! CAN YOU BUY DIS ONE FO ME? |
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gymnast82
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| Joined: 21 Dec 2009 |
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| 01 Feb 2012 07:06 PM |
Wrap yourself like a mummy with layers of yarn (With your arms pinned to your sides.) and pretend like you can't get out. Scream at the top of your lungs while rolling up and down the isles until somebody unwraps you. When they do, keep shouting at them over and over to top because it tickles.
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Sprint in, drenched in sweat and with crazy, wild eyes. Throw your arms over your head, scream your head off, and run in circles. Run right into the nerf isle, and start to strap as many nerf guns as you can to your shirt/belt/hair/pants, wherever. If somebody confronts you, scream "ZOMBIES!!! WE'RE ALL GUNNA DIEEEE!" in their face, and force a nerf gun into their hands. |
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metamatt
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| Joined: 13 Dec 2009 |
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| 03 Feb 2012 07:14 PM |
| Throw skittles at an old woman and yell "TASTE THE RAINBOW" |
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| 03 Feb 2012 07:24 PM |
hide in the clothes rack, and when a random old man comes by, get out and yell "GRANDPA! YOU'RE ALIIIIVVVE!"
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go to the cashier, look at her for 20 seconds, and then whisper to him/her "I pooped..." then giggle.
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go to the TV section, then plop yourself infront of a plasma. wait a little bit, and when a guy who works there comes by, say "Hey you! Can you get me some popcorn?" |
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gooplux6
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| Joined: 16 Jul 2010 |
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| 03 Feb 2012 07:59 PM |
| shake a coke can tie a string to the can and when someone falls on the string (clear of course) KABOOM |
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jaceyjace
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| Joined: 12 Mar 2010 |
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| 03 Feb 2012 08:12 PM |
| Go to a shirt that says Noob next to me --------> and someone is standing next to you. |
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| 03 Feb 2012 08:39 PM |
| Get a spoon from a aisle, give it to a random stranger, and say in a very serious tone, "You know what you have to do." |
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metamatt
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| Joined: 13 Dec 2009 |
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| 04 Feb 2012 05:40 PM |
| Walk in there with a hood and when someone walks past you, pretend to stab them and yell 'I AM ALTAIR!!!!" |
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| 04 Feb 2012 06:48 PM |
| Jump into a old lady's shopping cart, and yell, "Go! Horsey Go!!"! |
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metamatt
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| Joined: 13 Dec 2009 |
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| 04 Feb 2012 08:50 PM |
| Walk behind someone for a few minutes and then out of nwhere, kick their out from under them adn yell "CASPER WTF?!?!?!" |
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| 04 Feb 2012 10:01 PM |
| If they have soda and mentos, hide in the clothing and spray everyone that goes by. |
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metamatt
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| Joined: 13 Dec 2009 |
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| 05 Feb 2012 10:42 AM |
| Pretend to shoot someone with a toy gun and say in a retarded voive "You've been hit, DUNDUN, you've been struck by A SMOOTHE CRIMINAL!!!!" |
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