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| 04 Feb 2012 09:57 PM |
I wanna hear some funny,retarded,random,Stories :D My last request for a scary story came out with a bunch of random retarded stories(except for one). So when me and my brother were bored and looking through forums,i read him the retarded stories outloud and he laughed his head off. So he wants to hear more funny retarded stories :D |
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moose1997
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| 04 Feb 2012 09:58 PM |
this story was born retarded
the end
Gappo gappo |
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| 04 Feb 2012 09:58 PM |
| Bus drive. One day bus hit person. There was funeral. Then we all went to the bow chicka wow wow. |
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Tiwe
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| 04 Feb 2012 09:58 PM |
| Prepare to hear the scary stories that you don't want. |
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| 04 Feb 2012 10:00 PM |
| I WANT TO HEAR RETARDED STORIES AND I WANT EM! |
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Rarity02
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| 04 Feb 2012 10:02 PM |
Ok I got one
Long a go there was a boy and he got ran over by a truck. The end. |
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gabopwn
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| 04 Feb 2012 10:02 PM |
There was a bear called Bobby he use a bow and arrows to make you to took and arrow to the knee then you shout as hell then chuck norris and micheal jackson comes with a banana in the head then the banana explodes.
*THE END* |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:19 PM |
There was a boy that was sad because he had no Robux. He got a Roblox Card and was happy. His dog ate his RC. Then he was sad again. So he went to buy another, and got hit by a flying soda machine, and died.
THE END |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:20 PM |
| One upon a time, long time ago..... JOOR GRANNY WAS SO OLD SHE FARTED THEN PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!!! |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:21 PM |
| There was a guy in a house. He tripped. The end |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:22 PM |
| Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End! |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:22 PM |
| There was a boy named Bill. He wanted his name to be Gill. He stepped on a crack and broke is mothers back, now his name was Kill. :D |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:23 PM |
| The was a irl that wanted to fart. She farted then felt good. The End |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:23 PM |
| Joe the end :) did you like it? |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:23 PM |
| Story: hhhhuuhuhuhhhu this is muggy the wuggy, i fart awut! It feels good wen chu fart! YEHHHHHHHHH, ARRRRDYET OWWWWWWWWW THAT HURT OOWOWOWOOWOWOO IT STINGS!!! |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:25 PM |
| There once was a man with a soda can and metal pan. He had a sack of a stack of nick-nacks. His face had no grace and no embrace. He died one day and forgot to say.... IThat dosent rhyme at all. LOL THE END |
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:27 PM |
| Lol making up these stories are fun :3. Who thinks I have good stories? :P |
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MangoJack
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:32 PM |
| "pickles flew to the moon then had a seizure then this then that then all of a sudden i end up talking to cats lol i'm so bipolar and that's how i met your mother" |
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xcn1336
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| 29 Mar 2012 11:41 PM |
| AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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SamMcColt
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| 30 Mar 2012 07:24 AM |
| By far i like @Nocholas poems,their funny. |
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Litemare
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| 30 Mar 2012 08:08 AM |
AFTER OBAMA MURDERED AMERICA, THE PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS INVADED WHILE THE FIRE BREATHIN CHICKENS BURNED DOWNED CITIES AND ATE CORN FLAKES.
THEN THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED AND IT WAS THE END OF EVERYTHING
*THE END* |
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