TNTJack
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| 31 Jan 2012 08:31 PM |
Some of the best(Or worst,depending on the person)Soviet russia jokes.Here are 3: In America,You break the law.In Soviet russia,the law breaks you! In America,People divide by zero.In soviet russia,zero divides by people! In America,We bear arms.In soviet russia,we arm bears.In Finland,Bears arm us! |
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TNTJack
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| 31 Jan 2012 08:53 PM |
| This is not to insult russians,communits or socalists.Please don't feel affened by any jokes |
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| 31 Jan 2012 08:54 PM |
>Law breaks you
No, USA does that. Just ask people who used megaupload. |
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TNTJack
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Ioss
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| 01 Feb 2012 08:16 PM |
| In Soviet Russia computers use you. |
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| 01 Feb 2012 08:18 PM |
| In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris doesn't kick people into China..... Chick Norris kicks China into YOU. |
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| 01 Feb 2012 08:18 PM |
| in soviet russia, i killed 18 people T^T |
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| 01 Feb 2012 08:19 PM |
| In Soviet Russia, everything is normal. |
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| 02 Feb 2012 10:37 AM |
>Noob
In Soviet Russia, that still isn't a insult. |
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Lumpytusk
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| 02 Feb 2012 10:40 AM |
In Soviet Russia, Winter Wrap Up is the first line, sung over and over!
~Three months of winter coolness...~ |
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TNTJack
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| 05 Feb 2012 07:12 PM |
| In soviet russia,the president assassinates you |
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| 09 Mar 2012 08:38 PM |
| in sovievt russia you don't own pet, pet owns you |
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Tyrant888
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