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Re: Post your best sick jokes here!

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zombietheundead321 is not online. zombietheundead321
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31 Jan 2012 07:51 PM
Nothing too inappropriate, we don't want to get shut down. I'll start:
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What do you get when you cross a 12 y/o and a dumpster?

A bloody dumpster and about 8 years.
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cedarkid is not online. cedarkid
Joined: 22 Oct 2008
Total Posts: 4051
31 Jan 2012 07:53 PM
Toilet.


Teheheh.

La Gente Esta Muy Loca...
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Cashier is not online. Cashier
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Total Posts: 423
31 Jan 2012 07:56 PM
Why did the pe do keep only a few people on the field


He liked to keep them under 11 :3

Handpistol: Making people laugh since December 1st 2009
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zombietheundead321 is not online. zombietheundead321
Joined: 21 Jun 2009
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31 Jan 2012 07:56 PM
Heh. Any more?!? COME ON, DEMENTED PEOPLE! COME ON, PEOPLE WITH NO MORALS! POST MOAR.
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yourchickenona is not online. yourchickenona
Joined: 28 Jan 2012
Total Posts: 17
31 Jan 2012 07:58 PM
wat did duh man say to him LLAMA POO

~Are you mad at me? Please don't be mad at me! - Fluttershy~
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zombietheundead321 is not online. zombietheundead321
Joined: 21 Jun 2009
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31 Jan 2012 08:01 PM
Teehee. Here's another one, to get you guys started:
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I ran out of tissue in my house.

It's not my fault my kids get nosebleeds when I hit them.
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fallout75 is not online. fallout75
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31 Jan 2012 08:01 PM
(Insert van joke here.)
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TurtlePower is not online. TurtlePower
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31 Jan 2012 08:02 PM
guess what chicken butt
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robodude44 is not online. robodude44
Joined: 24 Oct 2009
Total Posts: 6664
31 Jan 2012 08:02 PM
butt walk into bathroom
toilet sez "hey butt sup?"
butt sit on toilet and make poopoo
toilet sez, "WUT DA CRAP?!?1?!?!/!/1?!"
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lebanonpride4ever is not online. lebanonpride4ever
Joined: 21 Apr 2009
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31 Jan 2012 08:03 PM
I got the flu.
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SunnyDaWg13 is not online. SunnyDaWg13
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Total Posts: 486
31 Jan 2012 08:04 PM
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a car?
I don't got a car in my garage.
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zombietheundead321 is not online. zombietheundead321
Joined: 21 Jun 2009
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31 Jan 2012 08:07 PM
Lmao "guess what, chicken butt" makes me laugh every time, even though it's not as sick as I mean for it to be in this thread. That was actually the first joke I ever heard.
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When I was younger, I could drive to the store and come back with a candy bar in my trunk.

Now, I can drive to the store and then to the bàr with a woman named Candi in my trunk.
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zombietheundead321 is not online. zombietheundead321
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31 Jan 2012 08:08 PM
Lol great job guys! Keep it up!
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zombietheundead321 is not online. zombietheundead321
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31 Jan 2012 08:24 PM
Hehe, 69 views...
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candicandi321 is not online. candicandi321
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31 May 2013 06:00 PM
When I was younger, I could drive to the store and come back with a candy bar in my trunk.

Now, I can drive to the store and then to the bàr with a woman named Candi in my trunk.
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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Every time you Type Like This, a fairy dies.
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AaronJMalik is not online. AaronJMalik
Joined: 19 Feb 2013
Total Posts: 141
31 May 2013 06:02 PM
Why couldn't the 11 year old watch the pirate movie
BECAUSE THERE WAS TOO MUCH "BOOTY"
PHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHh
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JumbleBee5 is not online. JumbleBee5
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31 May 2013 06:05 PM
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DigimonRoblox is not online. DigimonRoblox
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31 May 2013 06:41 PM
Why can’t elephants go to the beach?

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Because they can’t keep their trunks up.
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