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| 14 Jan 2012 02:23 AM |
This man... He wears a boot on his head... He promises ponies to all Americans, He wants to make toothpaste addictive, He wants to make zombies power electricity generators He is pushing Time Travel research He promises he will be the best candidate because all politicians are vermin and his last name is supreme so his is king of the vermin...
This man exists He is running for president, legitimately
He is my new hero. |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:24 AM |
he wants to pass a law to make brushing your teeth a law
and he also glitter-bombed one of the other candidates
~f٥гﻉ√ﻉг™~ |
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Dogman217
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:26 AM |
OP is a brony.
/fact
~Multicolor-ImaAwsomeSk8ter-13 days left~ |
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hOTMCm6
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:26 AM |
We don't have enough ponies for 300,000,000 Americans. Zombies don't exist. Forward time travel is only possible time travel. His name is idiotic.
This man is a moron. |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:27 AM |
| I'll be voting for him, that's for sure. |
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rotflstar
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:27 AM |
Ever hear of political satire? This is my new favorite form of comedy Thanks to Vermin Supreme |
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Dogman217
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:28 AM |
You want a dictator to be commander-in-chief of the US of A?
Idiot. |
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hOTMCm6
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:28 AM |
Yes. And he is still a moron. |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:29 AM |
Vermin is a troll
How can none of you see it
~Multicolor-ImaAwsomeSk8ter-13 days left~ |
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mbest
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:29 AM |
"We don't have enough ponies for 300,000,000 Americans." Breed them, derp.
"Zombies don't exist." Give a gentetic physicist some research, a strain of "mad cow desease", and some drugs. We'll have them in 6 months.
"Forward time travel is only possible time travel." None is possible, but who said we can't waste money trying? We seem to be for everything else.
"His name is idiotic." So is yours.
"This man is a moron." Again, you. Case closed. You're dismissed. |
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Dogman217
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:31 AM |
| We would actually waste ponies because of the pony based economy. |
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hOTMCm6
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:32 AM |
>Breed them, derp. it'd take awhile
>Give a gentetic physicist some research, a strain of "mad cow desease", and some drugs. We'll have them in 6 months. no
>None is possible, but who said we can't waste money trying? We seem to be for you made him sound worse
>So is yours. it's a screen name
>Again, you. Case closed. You're dismissed. how |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:33 AM |
The pony based economy is the only part I disagree with. I hate horses. And there would be so many MLP references. All the damn time. |
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Dogman217
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:34 AM |
Honestly, I thought you knew that him being a troll was the point! Also, I don't care if he's a dictator, he wears a boot on his head and is out of his mind the way I am. |
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hOTMCm6
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:34 AM |
>pony based economy please no |
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Dogman217
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:35 AM |
That was a promise.
Just like zombie power and time travel.
Under his regime, the national debt would be paid for in ponies. |
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hOTMCm6
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:36 AM |
ponies are worth nothing and the world economy would probably crash |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:36 AM |
The fact that I live at the horse capitol of the world makes my affinity for ponies even stronger, and we do sort of use horses as currency, a colt is worth around $6,000 I didn't think people would start discussing politics either, it was a joke, and this guy is hilarious. |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:37 AM |
| He's the Delightful Dictator, the Friendly Fascist. |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:39 AM |
| Also, a pony is worth around $4,000 depending on the age and gender. |
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| 14 Jan 2012 02:57 AM |
"He is running for president, legitimately"
false |
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