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| 07 Jan 2012 05:53 PM |
The Scripters are at the discussion table, discussing random things, when one Scripter sees something out the window.
"Hey, someone's entering our island! Let's see if they should be eaten." He says.
So about half of the Scripters go down the stairs, through the elevator, and out the door.
"What is your purpose?" The head Scripter says.
"I want to lrn to scrip dem zombz. its like funton (eat headz) eat attacking plary hed rite?" The person says.
The Scripters form a circle, and debate their options.
"We could grill him!" One says.
"But I think they taste fine raw! I'm hungry." Another says.
"Boil him!" Some others say.
One Scripter leaves the circle. A few watch him suspiciously. The rest continue arguing over what to do.
After a few minutes, the Scripters look back for the ready-to-be-cooked noob, but find nothing.
"Where'd he go!" One Scripter says.
They all see the Scripter that left the group earlier, walking off, with the corner of a yellow arm sticking out of his mouth... |
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1Ra
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| 07 Jan 2012 05:58 PM |
| i would most likely be the one who suggests the plan of action known as "Boil the Noob!" |
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bombpaw
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:00 PM |
wut bout deep fry?
"ROBLOX was meant to be a building sandbox... Not a social network." ~Bombpaw |
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geicogeko
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:00 PM |
| I liek my noobs raw with sauteed moose. |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:03 PM |
| Yes, we're cannibals. But, still, we don't eat raw noobs, do we? >:O |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:05 PM |
Is eating raw noobs frowned upon? I think I missed the memo...
"I WILL GIVE YOU BACON." - Deadmau5 ~Scarfacial |
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nightname
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:07 PM |
| Eating people was only a trend when this forum was first created. I miss the old days... D; |
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bombpaw
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:36 PM |
^
"ROBLOX was meant to be a building sandbox... Not a social network." ~Bombpaw |
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Flurite
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belial52
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:42 PM |
| @Julien, I eat noobs in any way. But, you forgot the watching of popcorn in it. |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:44 PM |
i stir-fry my noobs
-Smith |
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Flurite
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:48 PM |
@Local,
Unless you're Asian like me, it ain't legit.
~Flurite |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:51 PM |
@local
I'm Italian.
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:52 PM |
@meta
i prefer to be called smith!
-Smith |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:53 PM |
@smith Didn't see that, sorry.
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:54 PM |
@meta
look up "smith" in people, im the second person in the list l0l0l0l0l0
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3543
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:56 PM |
I see, you want a part 2.
All the Scripters thought it was him. I mean, why else would he have the corner of an arm sticking out of his mouth? No one just sticks yellow arms in their mouth every day, for no reason at all.
He was already half-way back to the mountain the Scripters call home. All the Scripters were thinking similar thoughts; "Should we chase him?" "Should we just not care?"
Of course, no one likes their food being stolen. That includes the Scripters. And all their thoughts ended in one idea: Chase him.
So, that they did. But how do Scripters fight Scripters? I mean, their powers are awesome. A great battle erupted, attracting many of the common visitors to the island of C&G.
----C&G----
They all noticed it, in the middle of the day. Only a few cared to watch as the noob walked into their territory, the land of the Scripters, and get eaten, punished for entering the forbidden zone. But after that, they all saw. A great battle, with unimaginable forces and complicated attacks. Who else to dare to enter the territory of the Scripters, at such a time, than the fighters of battles themselves?
They watched for a few minutes, a few of them walking off to talk about what to do. and let you understand, a few for C&G, isn't just 3 or 4, but maybe about 25 or 50.
The Commanders of the largest groups stepped up first, making their suggestions to all of C&G.
"It's the Scripters. They'll eat out heads of as soon as we enter!" one declared.
Another said, "But they're too busy fighting over that one noob."
Something shook the building.
"Well, they'll probably tear everything to pieces anyway. Let's have fun and get in on this battle while we can!" said someone in the crowd, "Let's just build a bridge and walk right over there."
So they got together their builders, and had them start of the bridge.
----Scripters----
A few Scripters stayed out of the battle. "Who cares if he ate one noob?" One said, "They come here often enough, let's not tear ourselves to pieces just because of that."
No one cared to listen. None of them cared, they could repair the place so easily, why should they? A few of the Scripters smart enough to stay out of it went on watch, and saw something to the south of the island.
"What is C&G doing now?" One of them thought aloud.
"Yeah, it looks like their building a bridge." Another said
"Wait, a bridge, that's not good, not good at all!" The first one said.
The second one responded, "I must disagree. Imagine a buffet of noobs to eat, all right here, on our island."
"That's... not a bad idea!" Said the first.
And so, they spoke with the rest of the Scripters that decided to stay out of the battle, and made their plan.
----C&G----
The bridge was going quickly, and it was amazing. Of course, to the builders, it was just a bridge. The builders always have to find everything so simple and easy, don't they?
The commanders were gathering their armies to march across the bridge and make Scripters their next place of war, when the builders finished their epic creation.
The bridge was magnificent. It was long, made of wood, steel, gold, it would never fall.
"Let us march on!" One of the commanders said. And so, all the other commanders sent out similar orders. The armies were marching.
It didn't take long for the first army to reach the other side. But as they went through, they seemed to... disappear.
What is this? One of the commanders thought. They're just... gone! Is it a defense mechanism, maybe?
No one stopped the marching. They just kept going, to the last meal of their existence, in this specific form.
And, as this happened, the battle of the Scripters stopped. What could be happening?
----Scripters----
The few Scripters who were smart enough to not be in the battle waited. And they caught their first few meals. Of course, the C&Gers will just respawn in a new form after being killed, the Scripters hacked together a way to keep their current from even after being respawned. They'd have food for months!
The C&Gers were prepared in a variety of ways. Grilled, boiled fried, even raw! There were not a lot of raw ones though. About half of the Scripters looked down on eating noobs raw.
Eventually the bridge was taken down, but the Scripters still had food. Noobs never went bad once dead, in any form. For a few months after, barely any noobs visited the Scripters forum, and some mods visited to keep the order, but mostly just to capture the noobs in their banhammers and eat them for themselves...
And, after all this, this huge voice came out of the sky, yelling "TEE ELL SEMICOLON DEE ARE" |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:57 PM |
Cool story bro. You tell that at campfires?
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:57 PM |
| Yeah, but I usually have to shorten it or everyone falls asleep. |
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| 07 Jan 2012 06:59 PM |
Cool story bro. Changed my life.
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Flurite
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| 07 Jan 2012 07:04 PM |
Man, I was hoping for a scripter to be liek:
for i, v in pairs(cgers:GetChildren()) do scripters:eat(v) end
~Flurite |
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