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| 04 Jan 2012 02:34 PM |
THOSE DAMN PONIES ARE INFECTING MY MIND! I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE! SOMETHING THAT DESTROYS THEM! NOT EVEN I, NIKOLAI, CAN FEND THEM OFF ALONE! MY BRONY CLONE IS TRYING TO REANIMATE IN MY STOMACH, BECAUSE THE FIRST TIME, I ATE HIM, HELP ME FIGHT THIS POISON! DAMN THAT HERD! DAMN THE ENTIRE HERD TO HELL! DAMN THEM ALL! LOSING... URGE... TO... INVADE... FINLAND... GAIN... URGE... TO... WATCH... MLP... ARGH!!!! STOP THIS MADNESS!!! MUST... FIGHT... GIRLYNESS!
~Offical Russian of OT~ |
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qwazola
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:36 PM |
There goes another one.
Too many men go to become immune to the show, and never come back.
We wont last much longer. |
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:36 PM |
dont fight it
join the herd |
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Nuzleaf99
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:36 PM |
| @top Yes.... Now we have another browny ally! Muhuhuhuhuhaahahahahahaha! |
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:37 PM |
| Take a laser knife, ram in it your stomach, and spin in 360. You're supposed to kill the food, before you eat it, silly Russian. |
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mew661
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mew661
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:49 PM |
is this my little pony your talking about?
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:50 PM |
I REQUIRE ASSISTANCE! _____________________________ If you require assistance in not liking the show that means you already enjoyed the show to begin with. We can't encourage you not to if you genuinely enjoy it. If you really hated the show and it's bronies you would require no assistance as nothing would change your mind. |
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:51 PM |
| Your overreaction amuses me so. |
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:53 PM |
*Check title*
Me:Where am I?
Brony me:Join the herd comrade!
Me:Didn't I eat you?
Brony me:Yes. I have been reborn.
Me:So? I,ll just kick your zadnitsa again.
Brony me:Most likely you will... BUT! It does not hurt to try.
Me:Yeah, actually, it does.
Brony me:Really?
Me:Remember when we TRIED to jump the fence and landed face-first when we were 5?
Brony me:Oh yeah... nvm then. But hey, I am still you, and you know you...
Me:Yes, I know, I always accept challenge, even impossible ones.
Brony me:Why do you refuse to join herd comrade?
Me:Because, it's girly show that I want no association with.
Brony me:You've never even seen it.
Me:Yes I have, otherwise you wouldn't exist.
Brony me:Oh yeah, I forgot.
Me:Are you sure your me? You have terrible memory.
Brony me:Meh.
Me:Don't meh me brony scum.
Brony me:Scum? Hardly. Join the herd comrade!
Me:Piss off.
Brony me:You just told yourself to piss off you know.
Me:Yes... but... it's a different me.
Brony me:Good point.
Me:Tell me... have you lost our goal to conquer Finland?
Brony me:Yes.
Me:You disgust me, we've had that goal since we were 3!
Brony me:I have new goals now.
Me:Like?
Brony me:Brony fanfic.
Me:...
Brony me:What?
Me:You disgust me.
Brony me:I'm sure I do. Now, join the herd Nikolai!
Me:Um... no.
Brony me:Well... I tried.
Me:And failed.
Brony me:(In demonic voice)NIKOLAI! YOU WILL SOON JOIN THE HERD! OUR EFFORTS ARE UNSTOPABLE!
Me:That's not what my T-72 says.
*T-72 tank smashs in the room from a walll*
Brony me:NO FAIR!
Me:All is fair in War and Interwebz comrade!
*Brony me dissapers*
Me:Coward! He disgusts me more then Vladimir Putin.
THE END.
I defeated my (Evil) Brony twin. VICTORY! I live to fight more days! I was unable to convert thanks to Call of Duty. I LIVE TO FIGHT MORE DAYS! But for how long!? Forever maybe.
~Offical Russian of ROBLOX~ |
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xabi
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:53 PM |
| Just let it out buddy. I'm here. I'm not a brony. It's okay. I'm here. Let it go. |
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:54 PM |
| Call of Duty is more unmanly then MLP, broski. |
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mew661
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:58 PM |
two things 1 are you talk about my little pony 2)i lots of boys watch the show my little pony now i think boys are going to die out and turn into girls or zombies |
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| 04 Jan 2012 02:58 PM |
"Call of Duty is more unmanly them MLP, broski"
MLP - A story about*Barf pause* friendship.
CoD - Total endless warfare full of cursing and bloodbath.
Um... no?
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mew661
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| 04 Jan 2012 03:04 PM |
ok yay my little pony black opps point less zombie killing that teach you nothing about friendship it make you evil |
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qwazola
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| 04 Jan 2012 06:27 PM |
| You're bad at hiding it, comrade. |
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