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| 01 Jan 2012 11:25 PM |
My name is John Bloxor, and I am a time traveler from the year 2036, sent in order to change the future.
I come with a warning from the future - In the year 2036, the entire world is ruled by none other than Jared. While saying too much will cause too much of a change, I need to make some form of an impact, so I will give you the general details.
In the year 2017, Stravant, whom had since had his name changed, built a ROBLOXian time machine that would allow people to go back in time, to the days of '13, as everyone was reminiscing about "The good old days" from before that event in 2015.
Long story short, the place was copylocked, and for good reason. Jared, who now had at least a High School diploma, exploited his way into the place, and copied the time machine.
While examining the scripts, he noticed a few peculiar equations, and through examining the rest of the script, he could figure out its meaning.
He turned the equations into the scientific board, which he then got an award for, and in the year 2027, the time machine had been finished. Of course, this is just a facade - a majority of the rebels, such as myself, know that Jared had actually finished it in 2021, in which he then used it to gain large amounts of power. First off, he was able to meet SONICTHEHEDGEHOGXX in Reality, get his real name, then travel back in time and convince the younger Sonic to change his passcode to something he knew. He then gained control of FEAR, along with France, by forcing them to sign a contract in the year 1200, which was then buried for safekeeping, and dug up in the year 2013 (It is unknown whether or not the contract exists in your timeline or not.) He then convinced the highest ranking members of FEAR to overthrow governments all over the globe, which he was then able to take over from France, thus allowing him to gain total world control.
While I believe I may be hard to trust at first, if you have any questions, I will be happy to answer them. |
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larry5444
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:31 PM |
I like how you made France look like some surrender-it-all weakling.
Oh, wait. |
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:33 PM |
Lol epic story..
This is a win. |
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Flamen95
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:33 PM |
| Where was I? My legitness would've saved the world. |
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Choonwee
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:34 PM |
There is no "Making it look like" it, as these are all events that happened in my future.
This may partially, however, be the result of France's change to a contract-heavy government in June 2013 to ensure the validity of loans. |
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Choonwee
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:35 PM |
| How did you come back here? |
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thatkane
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:36 PM |
| Yeah what he said above^^ His legitness should've saved us all? |
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:37 PM |
| So what do you want us to do? |
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:50 PM |
@Choonwee
Naturally, I used a time machine. The rebellion has been able to smuggle a few out of Jared's stronghold, although the security has been increased tenfold since then.
@Hustler
While there are numerous ways to solve this, I cannot tell how it will effect the future.
For starters - It is impossible for time machines to travel forward in time, only back. This is due to the nature of time itself.
I will try and explain it as simply as possible - Everything is possible.
Let's say you are thinking of whether to pick up a pencil or not. There is a world where you do, a world where you do not, and a world where you don't even think of it.
There are multiple paths for the slightest of differences. In other words, everything is happening at one time.
Time machines can travel back in time, through converges, but cannot travel forward, through splits. Due to this, we cannot see how the results of your actions will change the future. There is also the chance the time machine will be destroyed in one of the futures - if that happens, I will not be able to come back and change the future again.
Therefore, I feel the best course of action would be to simply spread the word of this story. If enough people hear it, it may cause some form of a reaction from Jared and the ROBLOX Staff - It will, at the very least, stop the events, although I am not sure if it will allow the invention of the time machines.
Right now though, I do feel simply spreading this tale will help in the progress of changing the future. |
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:51 PM |
successful troll is succesful
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:54 PM |
Riiight. We ALL know this won't happen because someone's cat (Preferably mine) will take over the world and exterminate the people who are useless to them. |
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Choonwee
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| 01 Jan 2012 11:55 PM |
| Parallel worlds, eh? Let's just kill Jared now. It'll solve everything. |
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:11 AM |
@Den
While this is nothing of a trollish mood, I am glad you complimented the validity-looking of my tale, although you do not seem to believe it yet yourself.
I hope you will change your mind soon.
@mario
Yes, there probably is a world line(The technical term for the different splits.)where your cat takes over the world.
There is also a world line where you don't have a cat, and your cat still takes over the world.
@Choonwee
While that may be a possibility, there is no telling what effects it may have. It is speculated that some of the updates in my future were thought up while raging about Jared's copying tactics. And chances are the supreme court will not believe my tale very easily. |
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:16 AM |
| I am pushing this post upwards. |
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mario1023
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:18 AM |
Then what use are you? You've pretty much told us it's out of our hands, so why even bother telling us? And if there >IS< an alternate 'world line,' maybe you should just go to it? Oh wait! It's not that simple, you say. In any case, we're now stuck here with you and your worthless tale. |
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:34 AM |
@mario
I believe you have it wrong. It is not that you will have no effect, just that we do not know what effects it will have. The world line of peace may or may not be achieved, but we will do what we can to get there. And, I am trying to go to it, through the natural progress of time - the 24 years will be long, but we will make it. And yes, for now, you are stuck with me. Although my tale is not worthless by any means - a warning of the future, or a prophecy that our purpose is to prevent.
@Skatez
I believe you have it wrong. While this is a story, is it not fiction. |
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| 02 Jan 2012 12:51 AM |
| Right now, I am pushing all the other posts downward. |
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| 02 Jan 2012 01:00 AM |
@Genesis
Yes, there is a world line following the events of Terminator.
In fact, all works of fiction, which do not conflict with any of the laws of science, exist in a world line. |
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XGenesisX
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| 02 Jan 2012 01:01 AM |
I think you're in the wrong universe...
Have you ever heard of the theory of multiverses? |
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