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Re: The "Noob" Theory. By Pizzaboy52

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pizzaboy52 is not online. pizzaboy52
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For a few days now, I've been examining "noobs" in places such as - Rocket Arena, both Sword Fights on the Heights place, and various "Cafes". After examining them closely, I have determined that their are 4 basic types of "noobs." However, lets start with some characteristics of all "noobs".

Most "noobs" will have - A free modeled place(s) hats, gears, and faces that they think are valuable, but really aren't. Also, some noobs can be seen wearing outfits they deem as "kool" but really aren't. Also, they will have 0 forum posts almost all the time.

So, after research, I have determined there are 4 times of "noobs". They are listed as follows, along with a description of each.

The clueless noob - These "noobs" are usually located in random places, for no rhyme or reason, and in some cases, don't even move; Making them very easy to spawn kill. They are usually seen wearing a rectangle head. These noobs can be found anywhere, and really just don't understand anything going on around them.

The OD'ing noob - These "noobs" are usually found at "Cafes" dawning there muscle shirts or pink dresses. They will try to find another user, that appeals to them, and well, we all know what happens. These noobs are breaking the rules, so feel free to report.

The Aggressor noob. - These "noobs" are usually found at bloxxing places, and think they are the next great swordsman/bloxxer. They usually say things like "dude i culd pwn u in meh sleep. olol". However, if you actually KO these "noobs" they will become aggressive, and try to convince you that, you are the real noob. Don't be fooled. You can usually blox them easily, but every once in awhile they will get you, and say "OOLOL I PWNED/OWNED [Insert name]."

The Needy noob - These "noobs" just want something from you, whether it be place visits, one of your limited items for very cheap, or just straight up donations. They message you and tell your cool and awesome or "kool and awsome" and then ask you for a donation, because you are so cool and awesome. Alot of times, they will have OBC, yet they still want a donation. Also, there descriptions of their games usually say "its so kool, so come her n get to front page!"


That's my observations. You can TL;DR if you want, but your missing out. If you know of any more noobs, post about it, or comment.

Thanks.

Pizzaboy52.
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02 Jul 2010 02:33 PM
Cool
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02 Jul 2010 02:35 PM
Cool.
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02 Jul 2010 02:36 PM
cool theory
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02 Jul 2010 02:36 PM
Congratulations on posting a gigantic group attack.
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02 Jul 2010 02:36 PM
Yep.
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02 Jul 2010 02:37 PM
The Short Tempered Noob. -This type of noob will come to you when you are in the middle of a conversation, and say your name. If you don't reply within 5 seconds, they will say your name in capitals. After that, each time they will add 10 exclamation points to your name. If you still do not reply, they will spam up the chat until you respond. They will then say something completely unimportant such as: "Ur pl4c3 is kewl" or "Hai :D".
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02 Jul 2010 02:39 PM
@SCS

You must be an aggressor noob. :3

@Haho

That goes in with aggressor noob. :P
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02 Jul 2010 02:41 PM
OH, and thanks for the nice comments. :D
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02 Jul 2010 02:42 PM
Epix
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02 Jul 2010 02:43 PM
This is so true.

Good guide mah boi.
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02 Jul 2010 02:43 PM
AND I HEARBY CROWN YOU, THE ULTIMATE NOOBOLOGYIST! YAYZ! :D
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02 Jul 2010 02:43 PM
Like it!
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02 Jul 2010 02:44 PM
congratz pizzaboy you are an offical person that studies noobs
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02 Jul 2010 02:44 PM
I am pity cat.
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02 Jul 2010 02:45 PM
KEWL
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02 Jul 2010 02:46 PM
This thread is EPIC WIN =D
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Lol I love messin' with aggressive noobs
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02 Jul 2010 02:46 PM
The Hacker Noob- This noob knows how to hack, but rarely ever gets cuaght due to people looking at his noobish image. These guys can be found in almost any area at a different time. If you see one of these noobs report him to the admins and let them take care of the rest.
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02 Jul 2010 02:46 PM
@Tower

Win. Lol.
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02 Jul 2010 02:46 PM
Awesome!
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pizzaboy52 is not online. pizzaboy52
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02 Jul 2010 02:47 PM
@Shadow

Those aren't noobs, those are just smart kids with a grudge. X3
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shawdowslasher11 is not online. shawdowslasher11
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02 Jul 2010 02:48 PM
well i stil consider them noobs XD
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02 Jul 2010 02:48 PM
Yup, you hit 'em all.
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02 Jul 2010 02:49 PM
@Sparkle

I thought so too. :D
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