skyarex
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| 29 Dec 2011 04:48 PM |
Sonic: (Epic narrator voice) You thought it was never possible...you assumed it would never be attempted...you were wrong. Now the forces of evil has banded together to make one...large...ball of....EVILOCITY! And only two brave...things can stop it! Mario and sonic, forced together by the...power of friendship? What? Anyway, forced together by the power of friendship and the elements of harmony? The hell is this tails? TAILS!
Tails: (whispering) Just keep reading sonic, i spent all week on this! Just read on.
Sonic: Ughh, Fine.(begins epic narrator voice) Now that Dr Robotnik found a way to travel to alternate dimensions, he made an alliance with Bowser, the giant lizard thing in the mario universe. Anyway, he has made a deal so that all of bowsers minions can go and locate the chaos emeralds and united, take over both dimensions! And of course, bowser can do whatever he wants to princess peach *troll faic*. But i will not stand for it! (Legend of zelda theme plays) I will stop Dr robotnik and his evil minions once and for all! I will find a way to stop him and i will save both dimensions! I am sonic the hedgehog, and i approve this message(does an epic pose)! Knuckles: (shaking shackles) Man these shackles FREAKING HURT! I think i lost all circulation to my hands! Sonic, SONIC!
Sonic: SHUT UP KNUCKLES! SKYAREX PRESENTS...
AND IDEA BY ME...
WRITTEN BY ME
THE ADVENTURES OF SONIC AND MARIO!
EPISODE 1 "EPILOGUE"
*12 hours earlier*
Sonic: (watching TV) God this is so boring.
TV: After that, just make sure you add exactly 50ml of milk to the mixture. You see, if you add just enough, you could actually flip the whole bowl upside down and none of the mix will tip. See!
Sonic: Yes...Yes i do see.
*Someone bangs on the door*
Sonic: (shouting) Tails, answer it!
Tails: But sonic! Its your turn!
Sonic: ANSWER IT TAILS I AM WATCHING THE COOKING CHANNEL!
*Tails rushes downstairs and answers the door*
Tails: Oh hey shadow! How have you been? Hows life?
Shadow: Sucked. Where the hell is sonic?
Tails: (Pointing behind him) Hes insi-
*Shadow pushes Tails out of his way as he storms into the house and into the living room.*
Shadow: (Trying to shout over the sound of the TV) Sonic! Sonic! SONIC!
*Shadow impatiently punches the TV, leaving a huge hole in the screen where his hand punched right through*
Sonic: HEY! THAT WAS A VERY EXPENSIVE TV!
Shadow: Sonic, what the hell is this?
Sonic: (Slightly tense) what the...hell is what...
Shadow: THESE SONIC (Shows sonic a pair of burnt shoes)
Sonic: Oh um...those....
Shadow: I found these on the sidewalk sonic, along with 70% of my other stuff!
Sonic: (pointing at the shoes) Hehe, funny story that...really funny
Shadow: Is it really sonic? Because i would love to hear this REALLY FUNNY STORY YOU HAVE...RIGHT NOW.
Sonic: Well basically, me and knuckles made a store out of all your things because we wanted to give you money for your birthday yeah. So when we set up shop, the first person to come was Amy. She asked to be my girlfriend, i refused, and then she started raging and burned down the whole store. You see, funny right?
Shadow: ...what?
TO BE CONTINUED
COMMENT, RATE AND TELL ME YOUR OPINION! I GOT TO GO TO BED NAO! |
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missmanga
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| 29 Dec 2011 04:49 PM |
Lololol. I kept loling in my head so nobody heard me.
-Wake up on prison island, punch Eggman.- |
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missmanga
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| 29 Dec 2011 04:51 PM |
Did they burn his photo of Maria?
-Wake up on prison island, punch Eggman.- |
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skyarex
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:02 PM |
| You'll have to find that out tomorrow. Literally, I am typing this from my iPad in my room :/ |
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skyarex
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georged
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:30 AM |
| Isn't the Epilogue the aftermath, what comes last in the story? |
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Tiwe
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:32 AM |
"Isn't the Epilogue the aftermath, what comes last in the story?" That's actually a very good find. That didn't enter my mind when I read the title. So he probably just meant the Prologue. |
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skyarex
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:33 AM |
| I just though it would give a sence of irony. Because really, this comes before the story. See what I did thar? Also, please tell me what you think of it. |
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georged
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:34 AM |
| It kind of seems more like a blatant contradiction than irony. |
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skyarex
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:37 AM |
| Well, fine, I meant prolougue than epilougue. I just though that epilougue sounds more epic. Sorry for the miscommunnication. |
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georged
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:38 AM |
| It does sound more epic, I concur, but it's incorrect. |
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skyarex
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:40 AM |
| Ok. But can you please comment on the story my good man? I did spend all night on it. |
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georged
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:41 AM |
| Ah, it's pretty late where I am. Don't feel like doing too much reading. |
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skyarex
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| 30 Dec 2011 05:42 AM |
| Oh ok. It's like ten in the morning in the UK |
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skyarex
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skyarex
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skyarex
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skyarex
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