117derek
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| 20 Feb 2011 01:57 PM |
For years and years the noob population was relatively low. Until the guests came. They were noobs from the start. Guests were useful for the noob army, because there was no name worth remembering. When there was enough guests in robloxia, the noobs started the war. They invaded most games, destroying the majority of peoples buildings. Now we will fight back!
~Rules~ 1. If you are a person who goes around deleting peoples stuff, and adding stuff onto it, YOU WILL PLAY AS A NOOB, AND EXCEPT IT WHEN WE KILL YOU. 2. Put 'Save Robloxia' at the bottom of your CS to get accepted. 3. No ubering or godmodding, or you will be a noob, and we will kill you. 4. No noob talk! (Unless, of course, you are a noob.) 5. There is no CS, just use your account. |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 01:59 PM |
| "Die!" I yell as I go through Base War killing all the spawn-killers. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:04 PM |
| I relax at my place, unaware of the incoming noob cataclysm... |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:06 PM |
| "Bwahahaha." I laugh menacingly as I burn several Noobs with my flamethrower. I'm slowly making my way towards the Roblox HQ to help defend it. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:07 PM |
| Suddenly I hear what sounds like an explosion. I notice a noob deleting my house! I get angry and throw one of the bricks at him. "OW!" The noob explained. He got angry and we got into a fight. |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:08 PM |
| Everybody in this game, including the enemies were counting on me not to die. If I died, then everybody would keep getting spawn-killed, and there would be no way to keep playing. I was even killing the noobs on my own team. The messages keep calling me a noob for team-killing, but every regular person knows I'm not. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:10 PM |
The noob threw a brick at me, but I leaped out of the way. I then proceeded to throw a brick at his head. Direct hit! The noob was bloxxed by the impact.
For a moment I was pleased, but then I noticed that there appeared to be someone in the distance...I picked up a telescope and realized that there was an army of noobs heading towards my house!
I realized that my house was lost and I had to get out of there pronto. |
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rc21
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| Joined: 08 Jul 2009 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:10 PM |
| Noob war I has already happened,It's more like noob war 9 now...two noob wars In 2007 3 noob wars in 2008 noob battles in 2009 more battles in 2010 and noob war 9 in 2011 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:14 PM |
(I know right?)
I managed to evacuate the area just as the noobs finished deleting my house. I wondered where I was going to live now that the noobs had destroyed it.
I wondered even more who united the noobs....normally the noobs simply did things on their own....somebody must be behind all this.... |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:15 PM |
I kick one off the baseplate, throwing his delete tool with it. I take out a plateful of pancakes and begin bloxxing the oncoming noobs by throwing the pancakes down their throat, choking them. |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:17 PM |
I insult the noobs, because they can only use the noob chat. Everyone in the game laughs. I hear someone running at me from behind. "You remember when you could only use safe chat, don't you!" the person says. 'A talking noob! Crap!' I think. "Don't you?!!!1!!1!one" he yells "Don't let me think about it... I will get mad at myself." I say. "So?" he asks. "When I get mad at anything, I take it out on noobs! And my sister..." I yell. "Well, too bad for you! One of the higher ranked noobs has hacked everyone in the game!" he yells |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:17 PM |
| (Really? I didn't know... This is the official NWI!) |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:18 PM |
| I decided I needed to go somewhere where it was safe. For the time being, I had to warn Builderman what was going on. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:19 PM |
Some noob hacked me and my right arm fell off, my good arm. I hold the plate of pancakes with my left arm, smashing it on the noob's head. Then a noob takes a pancake from me and constantly slaps me with it. "hOw d00 u laik d4t?!!1!?" He yells. |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:26 PM |
"Everyone but me!" I yell. "You are too strong." he says ''I can take these noobs out with no problem'' I say "You forgot about the bombers didn't you?!!!11!!!one!!!" he yells. I look up and see planes above me. I start running towards the water. I get there, and quickly write down my code. "My streak shall not end!" I say as I get ready to quit. "NO!" Someone yells "You must be strong! Ahhh! No! Not the hack again! all your base are belong to us!" "Noooo!" I get my shotgun out, and get ready to fire. Lucky for me, I have lots of KO's, so I have a really powerful shotgun. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:26 PM |
I go to ROBLOX HQ...turns out there are noobs there too. I wonder what was happening to ROBLOX....
I noticed that there were Robloxians defending the headquarters. I wondered if I should join in... |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:33 PM |
I kill the noobs until they stop hacking and quit. Immediately I am showered with Thank you's and :D's. "I am sorry, but I have to go. I must help fight in this war." I say as I quit the game and go to the giant white room. I decide to go to random games. They all are swarming with noobs. "I have to get them out of there. If they quit, they will be defeated by noobs." I say to myself when I get back to the huge white room, where people go to games. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:49 PM |
| I look around for a weapon. Soon enough I find a sword. I head to the headquarters, slicing any noob that got in my way. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 02:54 PM |
I take a noob by the leg and start swinging it at other noobs, stuffing pancakes in his mouth so he won't complain about it. When I drop him, he stopped breathing and eventually died. Then a stampede of noobs trample me and hammer me with their delete tools. I take one of the delete tools and go on a rampage, headed toward the army going to ROBLOX HQ. One knockes me unconsious and they take me to their fort, where they handcuffed me on an iron poll. Fortunatly, they used glass, so I yelled in a high-pitched yell so the handcuffs shattered and they're ears went bloodshot. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 03:08 PM |
| I snatch my elven blade from the noob that was holding him and started slicing up noobs all around the fort, and releasing people the noobs held hostage. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 03:09 PM |
holding it*
(I didn't mean to do a triple post). |
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117derek
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| Joined: 23 May 2010 |
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| 20 Feb 2011 03:57 PM |
(I don't care about multi-posts.)
After a while of walking, I finally make it to the admin door. "Help! You have to help!" I yelled as I banged on the door. There was no answer, so I put my ear to the door. "HA!1!!!11! All your base are belong to us!one11!!" I hear someone yell. "They're being held hostage!" I yell. I hear something behind me and turn. It was a bunch of guests. I walked up to them and pretended to be a noob. "Follow me." I said with the noob chat. I lead them to the door, and started deleting the door, and they did also. The second the door was open I killed them all with a sword from the admin room. Killing people in the 'white room was majorly illegal, because people spawn in random games, but it was an emergency. I ran in, and saw Builderman and Telamon tied up, with at least 10 noob guards. I quickly hid. |
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| 20 Feb 2011 04:03 PM |
Noob list:
noob noob noob noob 117derek noob noob |
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| 20 Feb 2011 04:20 PM |
(You're going on that list XD)
I go in the building and see that the noobs have taken control over the building. I think to myself, things must have gone pretty bad if the headquarters was taken over... |
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117derek
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