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| 29 Dec 2011 12:00 PM |
The mods went down to OT, they were looking for some noobs to ban. They were in a bind 'cos they were way behind and they were willin' to make a deal. When they came across this young noob spammin' on a thread and flamin' it hot. And the mods clicked upon that OT forum and said: "Boy let me tell you what: "I guess you didn't know it, but we're forum mods too. "And if you'd care to take a dare, We'll make a bet with you. "Now you spam a pretty good forum, boy, but give the mods their due: "We bet a brick of gold against your soul, 'cos we think we're gonna ban you." The boy said: "My name's Johnny104 and it might be a sin, "But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best spammer that's ever been."
Johnny you rosin up your mouse and play your keyboard hard. 'Cos banland's broke loose in OT and the mods deal the cards. And if you win you get this shiny brick made of gold. But if you lose, the mods gets your soul.
The mods started up their PCs and they said: "We'll start this show." And fire flew from their fingertips as they all stared at Chro. And they clicked their fingers across the keys and it made an evil hiss. Then a band of admins joined in and it sounded something like this.
[Instrumental]
When the mods finished, Johnny104 said: "Well you're pretty good ol' sons. "But sit down in those chairs, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire on the forums, run boys, run. The mods' are in the house of the risin' sun. Ducksen in the bread pan, pickin' out dough. "Flesk, does your dog bite?" "No, child, no."
The mods bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat. They laid that golden brick on the ground at Johnny104's feet. Johnny104 said: "Mods just come on back if you ever want to try again. "I done told you once, you sons of a brick, I'm the best that's ever been."
And he typed fire on the forums, run boys, run. The mods' are in the house of the risin' sun. Ducksen in the bread pan, now he's pickin' out dough. "Flesk, will your dog bite?" "No, child, no." |
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| 29 Dec 2011 12:01 PM |
| That song would be alot better if it ryhmed =3 |
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| 29 Dec 2011 12:01 PM |
| o.o I was thinking of the "Duck song" |
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| 29 Dec 2011 12:02 PM |
| i was just singing this in my head like a Dr. Seuss song |
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| 29 Dec 2011 12:04 PM |
| I though of it lie "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", you know, like how it's SUPPOSED TO BE. |
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| 29 Dec 2011 12:12 PM |
| Awesome. I'm going to record myself singing this. |
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| 30 Oct 2012 08:07 PM |
good song bump
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