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| 29 Dec 2011 05:36 AM |
A young man stands in his room. You, being this young man, recognize that you are average sized, average looking, and average named.
Speaking of names, he seems to have forgotten his. Would you care to remind him of it?
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lordneo
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:37 AM |
Was it ...Bighead? No... Surely it isn't that...
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:40 AM |
What could his name be?
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:45 AM |
Your name is Jack Snip. Your interests include WARFARE, and when you're feeling anlittle more average than usual, you like to study in the field of BIOLOGY. You like to think you will become some sort of COOL ARMY GENERAL or something someday, but you are pretty sure that is never going to happen.
What will you do?
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:48 AM |
>Jack: eat your cake
You completely forgot about the piece of cake your friend brought you from that party last night. You were so busy studying, you decided weren't able to go. You eat it in under five seconds.
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:53 AM |
| Go on roblox, register, then go to OT and look at this thread. |
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:54 AM |
>Jack: call friend
Wiping your mouth, you pick up your phone and dial your friend's number to ask him what you missed at the party. Not like you cared. You don't usually go to get-togethers as such.
He doesn't seem to be picking up. Now what?
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:54 AM |
| go murder friend for not picking up |
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:55 AM |
| Phone your friend that you have a crush on |
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| 29 Dec 2011 05:59 AM |
>Jack: murder friend
Uh oh. Your bloodthirsty military instincts are working up again. You've been to, what, fifty anger management classes, and they've done absolutely nothing to help.
But you've been like this your whole life.
You immediately begin searching for the nearest deadly object.
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| 29 Dec 2011 06:02 AM |
>Jack: become Zeus
In your mind, you are the Zeus. It is you.
Where the hell is your thunderbolt when you need it?
Or at least a simple broken bottle.
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| 29 Dec 2011 06:06 AM |
>Jack: grab the penetrator, noob
You grab one of the fifty penetrator bullets you own. This might work. But what should you fire it from...
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| 29 Dec 2011 06:06 AM |
@Cool Wrong thing. Zeus from prototype. |
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