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| 29 Dec 2011 07:15 AM |
Ben: Atleast we go to heaven Me: Ben, if the last thing you smell is urine, I'm sorry. *I go to the corner, sit down and start rocking myself and hum twinkle twinkle little star as ben gets murdered but they don't notice me and leave*
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:18 AM |
I'm a freaken coward IRL :-P
We got attacked by a flock of seagulls and I ran and when I was a far enough distance, I looked back and he was in the middle and I was like "Ben! Come on!" And then he got hit by a seagull and started walking towards me with a poker face.
He's 6 foot and people were talking about him getting hit by a seagull for a while after I told someone.
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:19 AM |
What I would do:
Me: hmm, AK, check, AK ammo, check, .22 ammo, check, .22, check, Mossberg, check, 12 gauge slugs, check, 12 gauge 00 buckshot, check....
Bad Guy: HEY! why'd dat bush shoot at m.. *dies*
Bad Guy 2: OPEN FIRE!!!
Bad Guy 2: NOT AT ME, YOU IDIOTS!
~Yippie kai ay, mother.... -John McClane~ |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:20 AM |
I don't have guns D:
I'm not a criminal.
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:21 AM |
I'm not a criminal either, but if it's me, or you, it's gonna be you.
P.S. Guns help in saving lives, I.E., your own.
~yay! -Fluttershy~ |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:29 AM |
My life > Bad Guy's life.
You try to kill me, and preclude the possibility of negotiations, you're dead, unless I've got beanbag/rubber/CS rounds, and a gun to use them with.
In short, I don't want to kill, ever, but sometimes you have no options.
~Thankfully, I already can't remember this... -Demoman~
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:30 AM |
| But if there are 4 bad guys... |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:31 AM |
| And what if they were hitmen/assasins and they would have gotten paid but because they died, their poor families starved? |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:33 AM |
Hmm, My .22 holds 10 rounds(I got 2), the AK has a 20 and 30 round mag, and the M500's 5+1.
20 + 30 + 10 + 10 + 5 + 1 > 4.
~M-M-M-MONSTER K-KILL!!! -Unreal Announcer Guy~
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:35 AM |
ARGH, you ninja'd me.
Life Insurance.
Also, tough beans, if you have a high chance of dieing on the job, maybe you should wait to start a family.
~PAAAAARTAY! -Pinkie Pie~
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:37 AM |
| They're too poor to afford life insurace. |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:37 AM |
| And they're doing this potentially dangerous job BECAUSE they have a poor family. |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:41 AM |
Not possible, you get payed waaaaay to well if you're an assassin, now, four random thugs off the streets, yeah, they might be poor, but an assassin's probably raking in even more then a PMC, and I think that's like 5-6k a paycheck.
Lotta dough.
~He was a good man, what a rotten way to die. -JC Denton~
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:41 AM |
It's their first assasin mission.
THey have to kill you first THEN they get the money. |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:44 AM |
Well, they knew the risks when they signed up, like I said, it's me, or them.
I pick them, what about you?
~HAAIYAH! -Fluttershy~ |
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| 29 Dec 2011 07:54 AM |
Lol
The risks of killing teenage boys? |
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| 29 Dec 2011 08:06 AM |
Nope, the risks of being an assassin, you mess up, you get killed/life in jail.
That being said, these guys were(theoretically) stupid enough to WRITE ME A NOTE!
It's probably better they're dead, the whole world's average IQ would jump about 7 points.
~OH YEAH! -The Kool-Aid Man~ |
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| 30 Dec 2011 03:27 PM |
From 100 to 107?
That would be confusing... |
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| 07 Jun 2012 08:10 PM |
| This is really interesting... It said I participated in this and only my name did? |
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