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skipperguy12 is not online. skipperguy12
Joined: 09 Oct 2009
Total Posts: 955
27 Dec 2011 09:57 PM
Post your jokes here...

In soviet Russia, they make in the USA Jokes.


Post yours.
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Kingkr101 is not online. Kingkr101
Joined: 09 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 3638
27 Dec 2011 09:58 PM
In Soviet Russia, book reads you!
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fanofblaziken9001 is not online. fanofblaziken9001
Joined: 09 Nov 2011
Total Posts: 3288
27 Dec 2011 09:59 PM
mudkips liek you!
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r0blox29 is not online. r0blox29
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 2412
27 Dec 2011 10:04 PM
In soviet russia, Guns are used for ammo.
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MissingPast is not online. MissingPast
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27 Dec 2011 10:59 PM
In Soviet Russia, cans shoot you.
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Quasar99 is not online. Quasar99
Joined: 21 Nov 2009
Total Posts: 9328
27 Dec 2011 11:49 PM
In soviet russia, wars fight in soldiers.
In soviet russia, country is president.
In soviet russia, cars crush you.
In soviet russia, Chuck Norris STILL pwns you.
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ebn7031 is not online. ebn7031
Joined: 31 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 2381
28 Dec 2011 01:43 AM
The thread post on you!

The pickles eat you.

The mirror checks how it looks in you.

The losers of russian roulet are the ones who survive.

The sheeps shave off your wool/hair.

The balls dance at you.

The clothes wear you.

The bath takes you.

Piglatin is backwards.

The dosecies man is the lamest man on earth.

Air breaths you.

Carbon dioxide releases you.

You give birth to your mother.

The couch sits on you.

Done(although in soviet russia I just began)
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DOOMILES is not online. DOOMILES
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Total Posts: 9459
28 Dec 2011 04:10 AM
Lizard keeps you in tank!
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TheKingOfROBLOX4 is not online. TheKingOfROBLOX4
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28 Dec 2011 07:00 AM
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bonic10 is not online. bonic10
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28 Dec 2011 08:09 AM
In Soviet Russia, trains like you.
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RobyTobyRobot66 is not online. RobyTobyRobot66
Joined: 04 Nov 2009
Total Posts: 807
28 Dec 2011 08:16 AM
In soviet russia, you tell the truth.

`~¥~ Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned. ~¥~`
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ebn7031 is not online. ebn7031
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28 Dec 2011 05:35 PM
Gun fires you!

You burn fire!

Fire puts out water!

Your house burns down fire!

Water needs you to survive!
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gwebster2 is not online. gwebster2
Joined: 29 Aug 2010
Total Posts: 5671
28 Dec 2011 06:35 PM
Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
In Soviest Russia,
Poem writes you!
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Davi4629 is not online. Davi4629
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28 Dec 2011 06:45 PM
In Soviet Russia, cows milk you!
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JinKasama1 is not online. JinKasama1
Joined: 02 Dec 2011
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28 Dec 2011 06:54 PM
In Soviet Russia........
you heal doctors
door opens you
you strike lightning
you drown water
diaper craps baby
noobs pwn you
pies eat you


In Russia, everyone has they're "R"s backwards and wears red........ like
Toys r us!
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Mantine55 is not online. Mantine55
Joined: 01 Jul 2010
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28 Dec 2011 07:46 PM
In Soviet Russia, arrows take knees.
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UberTyrant is not online. UberTyrant
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28 Dec 2011 07:50 PM
Keyboards type you.
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