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| 27 Dec 2011 09:57 PM |
Post your jokes here...
In soviet Russia, they make in the USA Jokes.
Post yours. |
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Kingkr101
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| 27 Dec 2011 09:58 PM |
| In Soviet Russia, book reads you! |
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r0blox29
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| 27 Dec 2011 10:04 PM |
| In soviet russia, Guns are used for ammo. |
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| 27 Dec 2011 10:59 PM |
| In Soviet Russia, cans shoot you. |
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Quasar99
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| 27 Dec 2011 11:49 PM |
In soviet russia, wars fight in soldiers. In soviet russia, country is president. In soviet russia, cars crush you. In soviet russia, Chuck Norris STILL pwns you. |
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ebn7031
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| 28 Dec 2011 01:43 AM |
The thread post on you!
The pickles eat you.
The mirror checks how it looks in you.
The losers of russian roulet are the ones who survive.
The sheeps shave off your wool/hair.
The balls dance at you.
The clothes wear you.
The bath takes you.
Piglatin is backwards.
The dosecies man is the lamest man on earth.
Air breaths you.
Carbon dioxide releases you.
You give birth to your mother.
The couch sits on you.
Done(although in soviet russia I just began) |
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DOOMILES
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bonic10
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| 28 Dec 2011 08:09 AM |
| In Soviet Russia, trains like you. |
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| 28 Dec 2011 08:16 AM |
In soviet russia, you tell the truth.
`~¥~ Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned. ~¥~` |
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ebn7031
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| 28 Dec 2011 05:35 PM |
Gun fires you!
You burn fire!
Fire puts out water!
Your house burns down fire!
Water needs you to survive! |
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gwebster2
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| 28 Dec 2011 06:35 PM |
Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. In Soviest Russia, Poem writes you! |
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Davi4629
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| 28 Dec 2011 06:45 PM |
| In Soviet Russia, cows milk you! |
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| 28 Dec 2011 06:54 PM |
In Soviet Russia........ you heal doctors door opens you you strike lightning you drown water diaper craps baby noobs pwn you pies eat you
In Russia, everyone has they're "R"s backwards and wears red........ like Toys r us! |
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Mantine55
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| 28 Dec 2011 07:46 PM |
| In Soviet Russia, arrows take knees. |
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