MangoJack
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| 24 Dec 2011 09:39 PM |
| HAVE A GREAT NIGHT WHERE A FAT MAN IN A RED SUIT BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE, GIFTS YOU RANDOM CRAP (clothes, electronics, toys, ETC) STEALS YOUR FOOD, CONSUMES YOUR MILK, WATCHES YOU SLEEP, AND APPARENTLY GOES BACK UP YOUR CHIMNEY (if you have one, if not, i don't know, maybe he climbs up your roof and -probably- breaks your roof along with the approximately -100 to 200- pound reindeer -or mercedes, approximately 1 to 4 tons- CARRYING A SLEIGH WHICH HAS EVERY CHILD'S TOY FROM THE WORLD (which the sleigh is basically carrying more than 9,000 tons of toys, including electronics which can weight more than 8 pounds itself) WHEN THE REINDEER (or mercedes) MAGICALLY FLY (which is witchcraft, dark magic, conjuration, or unnatural -and perhaps paranormal- activity which has not been proven yet by scientists since it is a large mystery along with the biblical theory) AND GO AROUND THE WORLD IN 24 HOURS ON REINDEER (or mercedes) DELIVERING RANDOM CRAP TO CHILDREN (which is approximately twice as much as human adults) MAKING THEM HAPPY. (even though i'm very sure that many children complain that they don't have CoD or an x-box, or a new game, or a iphone4s, or something relatively stupid) |
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MangoJack
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| 24 Dec 2011 09:44 PM |
MERRY CHRISTMAS
OR ATHIESTMAS |
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MangoJack
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| 24 Dec 2011 09:46 PM |
its;dr
"i'm too stupid, didn't read"
yah |
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MangoJack
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| 24 Dec 2011 09:51 PM |
I chuckled while reading this.
HAPPY ATHIESTMAS :D |
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MangoJack
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| 24 Dec 2011 09:52 PM |
| AND THIS APPARENTLY HAS SO MUCH IN COMMON WITH JESUS'S BIRTHDAY WHICH WAS ACTUALLY IN JUNE! |
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n00bym4ys
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| 24 Dec 2011 09:57 PM |
On the world of tanks website, it shows santa riding in a artillery tank while little T1 cunninghams pull the sleigh. So a hole bunch of 1 ton tanks landed on my house and game me presents.
On the other hand, I'm right handed. |
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| 24 Dec 2011 10:02 PM |
| I read that.. and laughed. xD |
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