mitchz
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| 24 Dec 2011 03:36 AM |
I woke up one morning and woke to the smell of pancakes sizzling in a pan. I saw Positi making pancakes. I was laying down on a table. She peered back at me and shot me with a pistol. I fell back asleep with a dart in my neck. I woke yet again in a Noble blade jail cell. I saw Positi on a table being attacked by jl with a sword. I got up without him noticing. I saw VisualShades in the corner pigging out on pancakes. I fell back asleep from lack of it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I heard some explosion. The wall exploded and Visual went flying through the ceiling smashing into a NB plane and taking it down. Jl started sucking his thumb crying and used some teleporter and escaped. Mike had come to save Positi. Mike tore her off her table and had one of those romantic scene. I screamed "What am i!? Chopped liver!?" Mike replied "I might be back for you later" Pos laughed and left with mike. I got pissed, so i broke myself off the table and broke through my cage bars, grabbing my scouter, my magnum, and ran through the corridor. I saw a couple of NB soldiers, and owned them. I saw the RAT helicopters leaving and i screamed out "OMFG. RAIG!!!!!!!!!!!!" And stole a NB jeep. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My stolen jeep soon was targeted by 3 other jeeps which raged and fell into a lake. Still driving i came to the shore. I was able to catch up to a RAT boat with tenniscat in it. There was one open seat and i begged for it. She replied "Sorry i gave the last seat already to that bunny. The bunny hopped into the boat and they left. I quickly cut down some trees by shooting them, and crafted a raft. I sailed off to a remote island where i created a fire to alert for help. Mikes plane coming back for me flew over me and he peeked out and somehow alerted the NB of where i was. He quickly left and i saw NB boats (Which i should have stolen) come at me and surrounded the island. Outgunned, Outmanned, but i had balls i couldn't fight them. Surrounded by swords and guns that shot fragments of swords. I ran and fell back to the middle of the island. There i was assaulted by jl. I was falling to the ground. "I escaped once with no help. I can do it again. But........ i didn't have a sword in my back." I thought. But as my eyes closed i saw Mikes plane coming back for me....................... |
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Kleme
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| 24 Dec 2011 03:37 AM |
i tried to read but then my nose started crying cuz it was like CANT BAKE NO BREAD IF DA DOG PILE DEAD
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Positi
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| 24 Dec 2011 04:07 AM |
China called...
They don't want their wall back, they called to tell you that the KGB wants the Berlin Wall back...
~If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.~ |
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| 24 Dec 2011 04:10 AM |
| This story has no plot, and you always use the same word for the beginning of every sentence |
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Zipples
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guny2
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| Joined: 15 Jul 2009 |
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| 24 Dec 2011 06:14 AM |
| So let me get this strait... JL captures you but WHY did Positi shoot you? Is t also true that Germany wants its wall back from you? |
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Fazana
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| 24 Dec 2011 06:57 AM |
Coolstrorybroland
#Eating cake since 1996 |
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| 24 Dec 2011 07:06 AM |
| STUPID AND BORING WAY I MEAN WAY OFF TOPIC STUPID |
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mitchz
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| Joined: 30 Jan 2010 |
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| 25 Dec 2011 02:47 AM |
| You all have been Mitchcapwned. I set this up to see how many people waste there time trolling through forums flailing. XD |
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| 01 Jan 2012 10:08 AM |
HEY! I like waffles. nun of dat pancaik stof! (In all reality I'm fine with pancakes/waffles)
~{Tie Bow Tie Material]~ |
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| 01 Jan 2012 10:09 AM |
| This is quite possibly the worst story ive ever read |
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