James1011
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:20 PM |
First, I will review Super Mario Galaxy 2 from a Skyrim Fanboy's standpoint.
Specifications
Console: Wii Players: 1-2 Type: Platformer (known to the Skyrim Fanboy as a "jumping game") Protagonist: Mario
Review
*while looking at the intro* - Wait a second, this isn't even realistic. *after seeing that Mario is his guy* - I can't name him Dovahkiin, or something actually cool? *After collecting coins* - Ehh... I won't need them. *After trying out his power* - What? I'm used to my guy shouting! *When seeing Bowser* - It's not a dragon. *In Spaceship Mario, while he tries to walk off the planet* - Gravity isn't supposed to go in all directions! *Stepping on the Observatory* - Let's actually go somewhere! *First Galaxy* - Quest: Collect the power star. *Second Galaxy* - This is getting repetitive. *Cloud Galaxy* - Why does that exist? *First Boss* - Already? *Second World* - LOL, More time indeed! My game had a LOT of replay value. *Stops playing game after third world*
Rating
4/10 - Lydia (fun controls, but was unrealistic and graphics needed work) |
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Arrowbic
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:22 PM |
| WHERE IS MY HORSE? I NEED TO CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN. SHADOWMERE, WHERE ARE YOU? |
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James1011
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:22 PM |
@Arrowbic
Great addition.
You win an internet. |
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:22 PM |
>4/10 is score for a game that has atleast x2 as many for the score
whaaaaaaat |
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:22 PM |
You're doing it wrong, you're supposed to attack good games, not attack one but praise the other, can't you troll right?
我们对此深感抱歉, Just Kidding! hansmoleman |
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James1011
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:25 PM |
@tornadomario347
I actually like Super Mario Galaxy 2, I did this for the lulz. |
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qwazola
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:26 PM |
>Skyrim Fanboy
Well, atleast you made it obvious your opinions will be biased. |
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James1011
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:30 PM |
Also:
Skyrim Fanboy's Ramblings:
No Daedric Armor? Are you serious, Nintento? Why can't I FUS RO DAH that enemy? How can I heal without healing potions or spells? Jumping hurts enemies? Why are there no dragons? WHY ARE THERE NO DRAGONS?! Yoshi is a poor alternative for a horse. Fast travel pwns! Thanks nintendo! I wish I could use Destruction magic without those flowers... This game needs a stamina bar. Seriously. |
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James1011
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:31 PM |
@qwazola
Also, I would rate this game a 9/10.
This is not from my standpoint. |
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qwazola
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James1011
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:33 PM |
@qwazola
Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Skyrim is a 10/10. |
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qwazola
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:37 PM |
I've never played SMG2, and I doubt I'd like it. I do in fact like Skyrim though. |
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bggus
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| 22 Dec 2011 06:42 PM |
Can I point something out? You can't compare the two. They're completely unrelated. |
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James1011
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FPSiri
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| 22 Dec 2011 08:17 PM |
James
the game is a cartoon game designed to look like that on purpose
just like mc is blocky on purpose
and t3rr4ria is 2D on purpose
oh drart |
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qwazola
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| 22 Dec 2011 08:18 PM |
FPS,
Arrow to the knee =/= Useless leg |
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