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| 21 Dec 2011 01:40 PM |
Once upon a time there was little girl. She was very sweet, and had a very sweet tooth. One night she saw the first star come out that night. She knelt by her window and said "Starlight starbright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight." And you see, this girl was very special becase she was so kind and had earned her wish. So she wished for a planet, small, only two countries. She chose her two favourite treats, cheesecake and gingerbread men.
And so the first country was made, the floor was crumbly and hard like the base of cheesecak. The houses and bushes and landscape decorations were all made of the fluffy sweet cheese in the middle. And the very top of EVERYTHING was coated in the white chocolate flakes. The rivers were full of vanilla icing, and the trees grew small slices. But the most extraordinary thing was the people, walking peices of cheesecake with arms and legs and eyes. Their mouth was cut into the middle of the pointy bit at the end of the slice. They called it Kingdome of Cheesetopia, ruled by Queen Caikfaic.
The next country was completly made out gingerbread. The details of everything were marked with icing and the houses were just like gingerbread houses you would find in shops at christmas. The people who lived there were gingerbread men, yellow icing for blonde hair, chocolate for brunette, and onwards. Their heads had been sculpted into hairstyles. The woman went to the bakers ever so often to get a new hairstyle or makeup dont in icing. Their clothes were shaped and coloured onto them. It bacame The Great Empire of Ginger, ruled by Emperor Bready.
As for the little girl she had it on a small globe on her bedside table, the god to all these tasty treats. |
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| 21 Dec 2011 01:56 PM |
The two countries got on well. Every so often a small dispute would come up, but it was like two different human countires. Like an Italian and English man getting into a small arugment. (No racism used I am both English AND Itallian) Anyway, one day Emperor Bready invited Queen Caikfaic to tea with him in the palace. Queen Caikfaic was a slice of cheesecake, like all her slices, but wore a crown, necklace and dress. (She need lots of help getting it on but it was worth it!) Emperor Bready was like any other gingerbreadman but wore a Julias Ceaser crown of leaves and a tunic like roman. (Yes I know it's dumb but I don't know what a emperor would wear!!)
So. Queen Caikfaic came to tea with Emperor Bready. It was quite nice, in a large ginger bread catsle with gingerbread pictures and furnicher and decoration. They talked about their kingdome/empire openly, discussing the differences. Then, quite unwisley, Queen Caikfaic said that a kingdome was much better. This angered Emperor Bready and he argued that an empire was better! Their argument got dirty, and soon they were insulting very touchy subjects like "Your mom wasn't pure cheesecake! She was chocolate cheesecake!!" or "You gingerbreadwoman! Well you're as girlie as one anyway"! (Emperor Bready was touchy about his masculinity).
Eventualy things got a little out of hand. By that Emperor Bready declared war on Kingdome of Cheesetopia. And with that Queen Caikfaic stormed out to prepere troops. The little girl was appaled, and wondered how to stop the war. |
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| 21 Dec 2011 03:14 PM |
The little girl tried reasoning, but it was no use. Both sides were so offended nothing would stop them. Queen Caikfaic used pale yellow uniforms with a slice of cheesecake on the front. Emperor Bready used Dark orange with a ginger bread man on it. The gingerbreadarmy gathered guns shooting gumdrops, and cheesecakearmy loaded cannons of cheesecakebase. They met on the battle feild, the war terrible. They had a small battle up by Vanilla Lake, many innocent cakes drowned. Cheesecakearmy won. Next battle was up by Bready Bridge which was completly destroyed. Many howled in pain as they were hit and otheres fell in the gaping hole. Gingerbreadarmy won. Afterwards they had a huge fight in the ocean separating the two countries. Cheesecakearmy and Gingerbreadarmy came in boats and tried to sink eachothers ships. The cheesecakesoldiors fired more slices of knife sharp cheese out at the ships and many sunk. The Cheesecakearmy won that one too. Next was right by Emperor Bready's castle, which was partly knocked down by an angry Cheesecakemob. But they were forced back by Gingerbreadsmen. Gingerreadarmy won. Next the Gingerbreadarmy obtained fighter jets and bombed the Kingdome of Cheesetopia, all the soft cheesy houses blown up. This resulted in many homeless slices of cheesecake, some who had already lost sons and husbands and dads. Win for gingerbreadmen. Outraged Queen Caikfaic fought back with tanks made of rock hard cheese. They shot chocolate and destroyed many gingerbread houses. Win fr Cheesecakearmy. This went on for 5 long years. The two lovely contries were destroyed. The now older girl knew there was only one way to end it. She picked up the planet and ate it, with everyone on it. The End. |
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