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| 20 Dec 2011 11:26 AM |
Let me begin.
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does |
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| 20 Dec 2011 11:28 AM |
| Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway. |
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| 20 Dec 2011 11:35 AM |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head. |
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| 20 Dec 2011 12:30 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat, we had to extent earth just to fit her on it. |
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| 20 Dec 2011 12:31 PM |
Extend*
FLOODCHECK? THERE IS NO FLOOD! |
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| 20 Dec 2011 12:45 PM |
| Yo mamas so poor i stepped on a cigarret bud and she said "Who turned off the heat?". |
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maniek111
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| 20 Dec 2011 12:46 PM |
| Yo mama so old when she went to school the was no history class |
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| 20 Dec 2011 12:54 PM |
| Your mama so stupid when she saw a school bus she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!" |
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kbuno50
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:01 PM |
| Yo mama's so stupid, she puts a paper in front of the TV and calls it "Pay-per view". |
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:10 PM |
| Your mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side. |
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:20 PM |
| Yo mamma so fat she needs 2 watches to keep track of the time in the 2 time zones she is in. |
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simsf1
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:22 PM |
Yo Momma so Ol.d she had Jesus autograph her bible. Yo momma so o.ld she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. Yo Momma so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death. Yo Momma so ugly that she fell over on the sidewalk and the cops gave her a ticket for littering. |
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:23 PM |
| Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, the needle went around 50 times and landed on 200. Then itbroke. Sucks >_> |
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simsf1
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:23 PM |
| That was as stupid as yo momma. |
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kbuno50
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:25 PM |
| Yo mama's so fat, kids in china use her as a trampoline. |
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:25 PM |
| Yo Mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. |
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simsf1
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| 20 Dec 2011 01:26 PM |
Yo momma so poor I picked up a penny and she said "Hey that's the family paycheck!"
Yo momma so old, she put the boogey man out of business. |
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me573233
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| 20 Dec 2011 02:08 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she HAS to go down! |
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me573233
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| 20 Dec 2011 02:10 PM |
| Yo momma so fat, she walked in to the Cumberland Gap and filled it! |
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sonicxs2
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| 20 Dec 2011 03:13 PM |
| yo mamma so fat, her splash attack does damage! |
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| 20 Dec 2011 03:42 PM |
| Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got STUCK. |
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simsf1
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| 20 Dec 2011 03:58 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid, she had you. |
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| 21 Dec 2011 10:30 AM |
| YoMama's so young N00bs call her a N00b |
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kbuno50
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| 21 Dec 2011 01:42 PM |
| Yo mama's so fat, they changed the saying "one size fits all" to "one size fits most". |
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| 21 Dec 2011 01:43 PM |
| Yo mama wears so much makeup she could be a circus clown |
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