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Re: YoMama Joke Contest

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Pennyclaus is not online. Pennyclaus
Joined: 16 Jul 2009
Total Posts: 89
20 Dec 2011 11:26 AM
Let me begin.

Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
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Pennyclaus is not online. Pennyclaus
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20 Dec 2011 11:28 AM
Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
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Pennyclaus is not online. Pennyclaus
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20 Dec 2011 11:35 AM
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head.
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lightslayer1 is not online. lightslayer1
Joined: 24 Jul 2010
Total Posts: 18623
20 Dec 2011 12:30 PM
Yo mama is so fat, we had to extent earth just to fit her on it.
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lightslayer1 is not online. lightslayer1
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20 Dec 2011 12:31 PM
Extend*

FLOODCHECK? THERE IS NO FLOOD!
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MrAusomeness is not online. MrAusomeness
Joined: 19 May 2011
Total Posts: 367
20 Dec 2011 12:45 PM
Yo mamas so poor i stepped on a cigarret bud and she said "Who turned off the heat?".
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maniek111 is not online. maniek111
Joined: 02 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 169
20 Dec 2011 12:46 PM
Yo mama so old when she went to school the was no history class
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MrAusomeness is not online. MrAusomeness
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20 Dec 2011 12:54 PM
Your mama so stupid when she saw a school bus she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
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kbuno50 is not online. kbuno50
Joined: 10 Oct 2009
Total Posts: 8619
20 Dec 2011 01:01 PM
Yo mama's so stupid, she puts a paper in front of the TV and calls it "Pay-per view".
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MrAusomeness is not online. MrAusomeness
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20 Dec 2011 01:10 PM
Your mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
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MrAusomeness is not online. MrAusomeness
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20 Dec 2011 01:20 PM
Yo mamma so fat she needs 2 watches to keep track of the time in the 2 time zones she is in.
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simsf1 is not online. simsf1
Joined: 27 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 10905
20 Dec 2011 01:22 PM
Yo Momma so Ol.d she had Jesus autograph her bible.
Yo momma so o.ld she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
Yo Momma so stupid she got trapped in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo Momma so ugly that she fell over on the sidewalk and the cops gave her a ticket for littering.
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supertrunks565 is not online. supertrunks565
Joined: 22 Jun 2011
Total Posts: 8
20 Dec 2011 01:23 PM
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, the needle went around 50 times and landed on 200. Then itbroke. Sucks >_>
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simsf1 is not online. simsf1
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20 Dec 2011 01:23 PM
That was as stupid as yo momma.
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kbuno50 is not online. kbuno50
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20 Dec 2011 01:25 PM
Yo mama's so fat, kids in china use her as a trampoline.
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supertrunks565 is not online. supertrunks565
Joined: 22 Jun 2011
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20 Dec 2011 01:25 PM
Yo Mama so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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simsf1 is not online. simsf1
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20 Dec 2011 01:26 PM
Yo momma so poor I picked up a penny and she said "Hey that's the family paycheck!"


Yo momma so old, she put the boogey man out of business.
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me573233 is not online. me573233
Joined: 28 Nov 2008
Total Posts: 217
20 Dec 2011 02:08 PM
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, she HAS to go down!
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me573233 is not online. me573233
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20 Dec 2011 02:10 PM
Yo momma so fat, she walked in to the Cumberland Gap and filled it!
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sonicxs2 is not online. sonicxs2
Joined: 14 May 2009
Total Posts: 2567
20 Dec 2011 03:13 PM
yo mamma so fat, her splash attack does damage!
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USASOCCER12 is not online. USASOCCER12
Joined: 16 Apr 2011
Total Posts: 4708
20 Dec 2011 03:42 PM
Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got STUCK.
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simsf1 is not online. simsf1
Joined: 27 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 10905
20 Dec 2011 03:58 PM
Yo momma so stupid, she had you.
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USASOCCER12 is not online. USASOCCER12
Joined: 16 Apr 2011
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21 Dec 2011 10:30 AM
YoMama's so young N00bs call her a N00b
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kbuno50 is not online. kbuno50
Joined: 10 Oct 2009
Total Posts: 8619
21 Dec 2011 01:42 PM
Yo mama's so fat, they changed the saying "one size fits all" to "one size fits most".
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Brickmaster134 is not online. Brickmaster134
Joined: 21 May 2009
Total Posts: 9784
21 Dec 2011 01:43 PM
Yo mama wears so much makeup she could be a circus clown
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