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Re: Hey LMAD, can you read my satire essay :3

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zathara9 is not online. zathara9
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14 Dec 2011 08:55 PM
OT 10k to spend


How to Get ISS (INSCHOOL SUSPENTION)

Acquiring ISS can be a back breaking task, especially because people nowadays are always pushing us to be prompt and proper. Keeping this in mind, we should be as obnoxious, disruptive and odious to all our teachers as possible. Also, ignore students who discourage us by saying hard work will lead to success; because they have obviously been brain washed by their teachers. Most importantly, be late to all your classes. Missing classes and being disruptive is a small price to pay for the reward of ISS.


By getting out of class and getting into ISS, you will save yourself from the massive heaps of work teachers dish out on a daily basis. The Others i.e students who think pointless busy work prepares you for the future, are brainwashed by teachers and their inspirational speeches. But following these steps, you can safely be put into ISS where you are free to do what you please. Plus, as a added bonus, you won’t have to do the loads of pointless homework other students are assigned. ISS is the best place to be and getting it is a reward we all must strive to achieve!


Being late to every class everyday is a very important step in this process. By being consistently late, you show your teachers that you are worthy of ISS. By gaining just four tardys, you will qualify for ISS. Since there are seven classes in a day getting the necessary amount of tardys should be a piece of cake. Also, while you are being late to class, remember to always tell your teachers the same excuses. And when you answer them, slam the door behind you and say “Hi” to all your friends, then five minutes into class raise your hand and say “Can I go to the bathroom!?!” Eventually your teachers will begin to get aggravated with you and send you out of the room.


To follow up on that, be a huge distraction during every class. For example, repeatedly say “why” after every statement the teacher says, even when she says “Yes, you may use the bathroom”. Or bring up point less topics to get the class off topic, For example talk about why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and Van Gogh didn’t. By distracting the teacher he or she will be interrupted, and this distraction will stop the brainwashing of more students. So in fact by being a distraction you will help students realize that doing work that might possibly prepare them to be the next Bill Gates is a waste of time.


So it is that easy. Just be consistently late to all your classes, Aggravating, disruptive and downright awful to all your teachers. And they will be forced to give you, what they call punishment. By following these easy steps you can guarantee you will get ISS.
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Silv3rStrik3r is not online. Silv3rStrik3r
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14 Dec 2011 08:55 PM
take it all out except for the title.

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle , YEAH!
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Teamracers is not online. Teamracers
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14 Dec 2011 08:56 PM
sorry but...

tl;dr I'm sure it's good though...
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zathara9 is not online. zathara9
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14 Dec 2011 08:56 PM
Read it, then give me your opinion -.-
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Naturalist is not online. Naturalist
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14 Dec 2011 08:56 PM
Would you happen to be in Lang & Comp AP? (otherwise known as English III AP)
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Kirby12349 is not online. Kirby12349
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14 Dec 2011 08:56 PM
k.
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HeavyAwesomeDude is not online. HeavyAwesomeDude
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14 Dec 2011 08:57 PM
You must really hate school!

-HAD
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zathara9 is not online. zathara9
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14 Dec 2011 08:57 PM
@Naturalist

LOL YEAH!
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Tjzap is not online. Tjzap
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14 Dec 2011 08:58 PM
Go to another forum...:/ and no i did not read it
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night628 is not online. night628
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14 Dec 2011 08:58 PM
dis made me lol
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Naturalist is not online. Naturalist
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14 Dec 2011 09:00 PM
My worst and least favorite class at an 86....
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zathara9 is not online. zathara9
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14 Dec 2011 09:05 PM
@Naturalist

I actually had "fun" writing this. I hate how that sounds coming from my mouth but out of all the things iv written this is my favorite!
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