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McJuke is not online. McJuke
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11 Dec 2011 05:44 PM
Chuck Norrises tears cure cancer, but Chuck norris doesn't cry!

~You Can't spell slaughter without laughter~
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qwazola is not online. qwazola
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11 Dec 2011 05:44 PM
Chuck Norris is pushing 70.
Funny, right?
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Aberforth is not online. Aberforth
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11 Dec 2011 05:45 PM
Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi as a joke. This Semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
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McJuke is not online. McJuke
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11 Dec 2011 05:47 PM
When Chuck norrises car runs out of gas he put jumper cables to his nipples and flexed, causing the car to run forever.

~You Can't spell slaughter without laughter~
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Aberforth is not online. Aberforth
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11 Dec 2011 05:50 PM
Chuck Norris, doesn't read, he just stares down the book till it gives him the information he wants.
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11 Dec 2011 05:52 PM
Chuck Norris is so scary, he scares the crap out of a toilet.
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Supermegamash is not online. Supermegamash
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11 Dec 2011 05:52 PM
Chuck norris doesn't look for the boogie man. The boogie man looks for chuck norris.
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11 Dec 2011 05:52 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

~The cupcakes are a lie~
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McJuke is not online. McJuke
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11 Dec 2011 05:55 PM
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Aberforth is not online. Aberforth
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11 Dec 2011 05:56 PM
Chuck Norris kicked the world once. It hasn't stopped spinning since.
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bigchill411 is not online. bigchill411
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11 Dec 2011 05:57 PM
chuck norris died 20 years ago, deaths has just been too scared to tell him yet.
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11 Dec 2011 05:58 PM
aberforth, that one was copied, i remember reading it
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