McJuke
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:44 PM |
Chuck Norrises tears cure cancer, but Chuck norris doesn't cry!
~You Can't spell slaughter without laughter~ |
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qwazola
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| Joined: 23 Oct 2008 |
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:44 PM |
Chuck Norris is pushing 70. Funny, right? |
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Aberforth
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:45 PM |
| Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi as a joke. This Semi is now known as Optimus Prime. |
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McJuke
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:47 PM |
When Chuck norrises car runs out of gas he put jumper cables to his nipples and flexed, causing the car to run forever.
~You Can't spell slaughter without laughter~ |
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Aberforth
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:50 PM |
| Chuck Norris, doesn't read, he just stares down the book till it gives him the information he wants. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:52 PM |
| Chuck Norris is so scary, he scares the crap out of a toilet. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:52 PM |
| Chuck norris doesn't look for the boogie man. The boogie man looks for chuck norris. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:52 PM |
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
~The cupcakes are a lie~ |
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McJuke
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:55 PM |
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Aberforth
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:56 PM |
| Chuck Norris kicked the world once. It hasn't stopped spinning since. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:57 PM |
| chuck norris died 20 years ago, deaths has just been too scared to tell him yet. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 05:58 PM |
| aberforth, that one was copied, i remember reading it |
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