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| 07 Dec 2011 04:05 PM |
Give me you best yo mama jokes! Yo mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!
Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though your fatter then me!"!
Yo mama so poor, she was kicking a can down the street and I asked her "What are you doing" and she said " Moving"!
Yo mama so stupid, she took her new razor phone and rubbed it on her neck!
Yo mama armpits so hairy, it looks like shes got Buckwheat in a headlock!
That's it for me, but give me some more! |
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| 07 Dec 2011 05:18 PM |
| Yo momma so stupid, that she told you to make this thread. |
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| 10 Dec 2011 08:15 AM |
| Yo mama so FAT, people need a GPS just to get around her. |
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ifavila
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| 10 Dec 2011 08:28 AM |
Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent.
Yo mama so stupid, when somone said it was chilly outside, she got a spoon and a fork.
Yo mama so fat, that when God made light, he told her to get out of the way.
Yo mama so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity. |
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| 10 Dec 2011 08:29 AM |
| Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go. |
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| 10 Dec 2011 09:27 AM |
yo mama so ugly, she make's blind kids cry yo mama so fat, she's a map on call of duty yo mama so fat, she needs cheat code's FOR WII FIT! yo mama so stupid, she put paper on the TV and called it PAPER VIEW! |
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| 10 Dec 2011 08:51 PM |
| ROFL! You guys........THAT WAS HILARIOUS! :D |
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| 10 Dec 2011 09:21 PM |
UR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED BY MY WINDOW I HAD NO SUNLIGHT FOR 5 DAYS
UR MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE
UR MAMA SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SAY 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE
UR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE SCALE IT CALLED HER
UR MAMA SO UGLY THAT ZITS DIDNT EVEN DESERVE HER
HOPED U LAUGHED AT A FEW THATS ALL FOR ME :D |
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| 10 Dec 2011 09:28 PM |
| @peace Those were funny too! I think that generally ALL yo mama jokes are funny! LOL! |
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| 10 Dec 2011 11:21 PM |
| basically, there's this person on youtube who makes these yo mama jokes, but the GPS 1 I made up. |
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| 10 Dec 2011 11:28 PM |
| YO mama so fat Nasa discovered another planet |
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| 11 Dec 2011 09:20 AM |
| Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale,it said[error]. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 09:38 AM |
| yo mama so stupid, she screamed in a envelope and called it "Voice Mail" |
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| 11 Dec 2011 09:56 AM |
| Yo Momma so fat, she has more rolls then a bakery. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 09:58 AM |
| YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE'S THE REASON WHY WALDO'S HIDING! lol |
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| 11 Dec 2011 09:59 AM |
| YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE DOESN'T NEED INTERNET, SHE'S WORLD WIDE! |
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| 11 Dec 2011 11:35 AM |
| yo mama so ugly she makes freddy krueger hae nightmares |
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| 11 Dec 2011 11:49 AM |
| Yo mama so fat that the people who saw her butt called her "a giant piggy bank" |
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| 11 Dec 2011 12:33 PM |
| yo mama so fat were in her right now |
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| 11 Dec 2011 12:36 PM |
Yo moma so fat, when she burps she flies.
~Chillz Work is Work |
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| 11 Dec 2011 01:03 PM |
| Yo mama so fat she couldn't see Earth. IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. |
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| 11 Dec 2011 01:25 PM |
Yo mama is so fat Dora the explorer cant even explore her.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chuck Norris. |
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