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animatedlman505 is not online. animatedlman505
Joined: 19 Mar 2010
Total Posts: 200
07 Dec 2011 04:05 PM
Give me you best yo mama jokes! Yo mama so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!

Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits A-R-O-U-N-D the house!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though your fatter then me!"!

Yo mama so poor, she was kicking a can down the street and I asked her "What are you doing" and she said " Moving"!

Yo mama so stupid, she took her new razor phone and rubbed it on her neck!

Yo mama armpits so hairy, it looks like shes got Buckwheat in a headlock!

That's it for me, but give me some more!
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koolboy456 is not online. koolboy456
Joined: 05 Sep 2009
Total Posts: 698
07 Dec 2011 05:18 PM
Yo momma so stupid, that she told you to make this thread.
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animatedlman505 is not online. animatedlman505
Joined: 19 Mar 2010
Total Posts: 200
10 Dec 2011 07:41 AM
Lol! YAY!
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
Joined: 31 Jan 2011
Total Posts: 187
10 Dec 2011 08:15 AM
Yo mama so FAT, people need a GPS just to get around her.
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ifavila is not online. ifavila
Joined: 11 Mar 2010
Total Posts: 3334
10 Dec 2011 08:28 AM
Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent.

Yo mama so stupid, when somone said it was chilly outside, she got a spoon and a fork.

Yo mama so fat, that when God made light, he told her to get out of the way.

Yo mama so ugly, the only thing attracted to her is gravity.
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ifavila is not online. ifavila
Joined: 11 Mar 2010
Total Posts: 3334
10 Dec 2011 08:29 AM
Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go.
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
Joined: 31 Jan 2011
Total Posts: 187
10 Dec 2011 09:27 AM
yo mama so ugly, she make's blind kids cry
yo mama so fat, she's a map on call of duty
yo mama so fat, she needs cheat code's FOR WII FIT!
yo mama so stupid, she put paper on the TV and called it PAPER VIEW!
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animatedlman505 is not online. animatedlman505
Joined: 19 Mar 2010
Total Posts: 200
10 Dec 2011 08:51 PM
ROFL! You guys........THAT WAS HILARIOUS! :D
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peace60012 is not online. peace60012
Joined: 15 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 12
10 Dec 2011 09:21 PM
UR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED BY MY WINDOW I HAD NO SUNLIGHT FOR 5 DAYS

UR MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

UR MAMA SO FAT LAST TIME SHE SAY 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE

UR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEPED ON THE SCALE IT CALLED HER

UR MAMA SO UGLY THAT ZITS DIDNT EVEN DESERVE HER

HOPED U LAUGHED AT A FEW THATS ALL FOR ME :D
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animatedlman505 is not online. animatedlman505
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10 Dec 2011 09:28 PM
@peace Those were funny too! I think that generally ALL yo mama jokes are funny! LOL!
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
Joined: 31 Jan 2011
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10 Dec 2011 11:21 PM
basically, there's this person on youtube who makes these yo mama jokes, but the GPS 1 I made up.
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Thecartman is not online. Thecartman
Joined: 14 Feb 2009
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10 Dec 2011 11:28 PM
YO mama so fat Nasa discovered another planet
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ifavila is not online. ifavila
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11 Dec 2011 09:20 AM
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale,it said[error].
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
Joined: 31 Jan 2011
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11 Dec 2011 09:38 AM
yo mama so stupid, she screamed in a envelope and called it "Voice Mail"
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Assumed is not online. Assumed
Joined: 23 Nov 2011
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11 Dec 2011 09:56 AM
Yo Momma so fat, she has more rolls then a bakery.
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
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11 Dec 2011 09:58 AM
YO MAMA SO UGLY, SHE'S THE REASON WHY WALDO'S HIDING! lol
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
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11 Dec 2011 09:59 AM
YO MAMA SO FAT, SHE DOESN'T NEED INTERNET, SHE'S WORLD WIDE!
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Wowgnomes is not online. Wowgnomes
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11 Dec 2011 10:17 AM
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SuperStrongSnow is not online. SuperStrongSnow
Joined: 31 Jan 2011
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11 Dec 2011 11:27 AM
i dont get it?
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GigamanX145 is not online. GigamanX145
Joined: 10 Sep 2010
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11 Dec 2011 11:35 AM
yo mama so ugly she makes freddy krueger hae nightmares
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Ttyl45 is not online. Ttyl45
Joined: 18 Dec 2009
Total Posts: 1299
11 Dec 2011 11:49 AM
Yo mama so fat that the people who saw her butt called her "a giant piggy bank"
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UrbanGhillieSniper is not online. UrbanGhillieSniper
Joined: 28 May 2011
Total Posts: 1998
11 Dec 2011 12:33 PM
yo mama so fat were in her right now
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wdwdwd7 is not online. wdwdwd7
Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Total Posts: 538
11 Dec 2011 12:36 PM
Yo moma so fat, when she burps she flies.



~Chillz Work is Work
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Spore9Dolphin5 is not online. Spore9Dolphin5
Joined: 05 Nov 2010
Total Posts: 112
11 Dec 2011 01:03 PM
Yo mama so fat she couldn't see Earth. IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER.
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SZ1 is not online. SZ1
Joined: 24 Nov 2011
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11 Dec 2011 01:25 PM
Yo mama is so fat Dora the explorer cant even explore her.

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