Gondamar
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:16 PM |
This is game were you try to be funny so if you're one of thos ppl who think they're funny and you're not and you dont want to face the truth DONT DO IT! Heres how it goes: One Player says a joke and the next person rates it out of... 100. EXAMPLE: P1: Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side! P2: 34/100. Q. How do you sink a submarine full of noobs? A. Knock on the door! And so on. So ill start.... Lets do a horrible one! Where do cows go to on Saturday nights? The Moo-vies! Rate me out of 100. (Look for my similiar game "Finish the Joke") |
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guy890007
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:20 PM |
6/100 :3
Why did the little bitty itty bitty ant eat a mouse? A: Because he wanted to eat a mouse :D! |
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rockitbro
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:20 PM |
1/100 I've heard that joke so many times, it wasn't even funny the second time lol. |
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Gondamar
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:24 PM |
0/100 You're supposed to say a joke. |
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Gondamar
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:25 PM |
OOPS DIDNT SAY JOKE
What were Batman and Robin called after they got hit by a bus? Flat man and Ribbon. XD |
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Gondamar
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:26 PM |
| WAIT Rock you said it wasnt funny but you said lol at the end and that means laugh out loud WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? |
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Gondamar
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| 03 Dec 2011 11:59 PM |
| Anyway back to my joke??? Ratings??? |
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| 04 Dec 2011 12:14 AM |
75/100
nice joke
why did a noob hit the door? he had a elegic reaction of the nooblind
XD |
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koopa30
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| 04 Dec 2011 01:00 AM |
0/10
So this guy comes into a bar-no wait, it was a horse. So this guy comes into a horse... |
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katsui
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Davi4629
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| 04 Dec 2011 08:39 AM |
50/100
Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped KFC XD |
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| 04 Dec 2011 08:50 AM |
10/100
why does this joke have a 0/100
BECAUSE IT BORING! |
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mewtwo564
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| 04 Dec 2011 11:03 AM |
0/100
Why Did The Cow Go On A Grill??So He Could Have Some Steak! |
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rockitbro
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| 04 Dec 2011 12:51 PM |
0/100 Not even making me grin.
Once a skunk ran into a pig and the skunk said " I'm sorry " and the pig said " I'ma pig " XD? |
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mewtwo564
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| 04 Dec 2011 01:44 PM |
0/100
Wow That Made No Sense And It Failed.........................
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???? TO SAVE THE WORLD :3 |
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hma2010
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| 04 Dec 2011 02:48 PM |
0/100
Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank.
"Now, remember the plan," Ivy tells Harley.
"Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car. Time passes. Five minutes...ten...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen... Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all tied up in rope. Behind her, the guard comes running out...with his pants down!
Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!" |
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Pilot232
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| 04 Dec 2011 04:13 PM |
Bravo. 78/100 (Look im sensitive to laughing)
Yo mama so stupid she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent. |
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mewtwo564
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| 04 Dec 2011 08:31 PM |
100/100
Your grandma so fat she couldent even see |
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Quilboar
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| 04 Dec 2011 08:48 PM |
0/100
Your mother is so stupid she bought a puzzel, but then took it back because she thought it was broken. |
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lkbirds
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| 04 Dec 2011 09:01 PM |
20/100
your so stupid your turn on your computer and it said" mindows has deamed you to stupid to operate a computer" |
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| 04 Dec 2011 09:43 PM |
10:100 or 1/10
Guy 1: He burnt my shake
Guy 2: Well, at least it still has its personality...
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Gondamar
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| 05 Dec 2011 01:28 AM |
70/100
That made no sense at all, but it made me laugh!
How do you get a zebra in a fridge? Open it and put it in. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, take out the zebra and put it in. The lion hosts a party that all the animals in the jungle come to, execpt one. Who is it and why are they not there? The girrafe because its in the fridge! A man goes out in his boat in crocodile-infested waters. His boat breaks down in the middle of the water. Hows does he escape? Swim because all the crocs are at the party! (Try this on riddle on your friends) |
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| 05 Dec 2011 04:15 AM |
A zombie walks up to his lover. He wrote a poem to recite said-feelings and met with her in the local dead village. He recited the poem calmly.
"Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm dead and colorblind!" The kind man said.
All of a sudden, the lover turns to dust. With a banshee appearing above the dust.
"Violets are blue, and Roses are red, Your not blind, your just a head! Find your true feelings, you stupid undead!" The banshee then screamed a howl across the lands.
The last thing they heard was the undead man screaming like a little schoolgirl. |
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channel7
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