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What's a soccer mom?

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ScaryZombie is not online. ScaryZombie
Joined: 22 May 2008
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01 Dec 2011 05:58 PM
What is a soccer mom? I heard soccer moms are "bad critics."
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MCAdo is not online. MCAdo
Joined: 02 Apr 2009
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01 Dec 2011 06:08 PM
Soccer mom-
A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words"

Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.


I hope this will clear stuff up.
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EPICJEFF5557 is not online. EPICJEFF5557
Joined: 17 Sep 2010
Total Posts: 610
01 Dec 2011 08:24 PM
MCAdo that paragraph was surprisingly detailed, i dig it.
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