BioBot95
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| 30 Nov 2011 04:54 PM |
The situation you are in is very dangerous.
The likelihood of you dying within the next 5 minutes is 87.61%.
The likelihood of you dying violently within the next 5 minutes is 87.61%.
You about to get me killed.
We will both die because of your negligence.
This is a bad plan. You will fail.
He will most likely kill you. Violently.
He will most likely kill you.
You will be dead soon.
This situation is hopeless.
You are going to die in this room.
You could stand to lose a few pounds.
The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.
The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.
The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.
The Fact Sphere is always right.
The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard, and a coward.
The Space Sphere will never go to space.
You will never go into space.
Fact: Space does not exist.
Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't.
The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevent.
The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.
Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will win the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate an very interesting.
Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.
Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens! Pens!
Apples, oranges, pears, plums, cumquats, tangerines, lemons, limes, avacado, tomato, banana, papaya, guava.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! File not found.
ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! Fact not found.
Fact not found.
Corruption at 25%.
Corruption at 50%.
Warning: sphere corruption at 20-
Rats cannot throw up.
Dental floss has superb tensile strength.
The square root of rope is string.
While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.
Cellular phones will NOT give you cancer. Only hepatitis.
Pants were invente by sailors in the 16th century to avoid Poseidons wrath. It was believes that the sight of naked sailors angered te sea god.
The atomic weight of Germanium is 72.64.
89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
In Greek myth, the craftsmen Daedalus invented human flight so a group of minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.
Humans can survive underwater - but not for very long.
Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.
The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General.
Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.
Rats cannot throw up.
Iguanas can stay underwater for 28.7 minutes.
Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters.
The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneosly alive and dead. Schrodinger ceated this paradox as a justification for killing cats.
Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it.
The sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth.
The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years.
Volcano-ologists are experts in the studies of volcanoes.
Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit.
Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.
The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.
The billionth digit of Pi is 9.
If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: 1, comes before 2, comes before 60, comes after 12, comes before 6-trillion, comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.
A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds.
Hot water freezes faster then cold water.
Honey does not spoil.
The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.
A nanosaceond lasts one billionth of a second.
According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by 2 goats.
China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans.
Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees C.
Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.
Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingrediant in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century.
The Tariff act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government.
The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to it's diameter, in Euclidean space.
The Mexican-American War ended in 1814 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.
In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute.
Marie Cuie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
At the end of "The Seagull" by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.
Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have 100 different words for snow. They do, however, have 234 for fudge.
In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thaughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this.
In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.
In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.
William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded on 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.
It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity 3 yeas earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize."
Whales are twice as intelligent and 3 times as delcious as humans.
The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errends.
Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.
Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamons put under intense pressure become foam pellats, commonly used today as packing material.
The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything vut its eyes are made out of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed os a less harmful deadly poison.
The occpation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.
Halley's comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every 76 years. For the other 75, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.
The first commercial airline flight tool to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.
In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from th gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.
The first person to discover that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.
Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.
Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912 the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.
During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.
At some point in their lives, 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.
According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.
To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.
Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.
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BioBot95
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| 30 Nov 2011 04:57 PM |
(Bump)
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darkboeda
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BioBot95
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| 30 Nov 2011 05:06 PM |
(Bump again)
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| 30 Nov 2011 05:08 PM |
| *hads seal of aproval*I didn't read so ummmmmmmmm heres a seal of aproval for a ton of words... |
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omega66x
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| 30 Nov 2011 05:09 PM |
You know what those floating things say...Hop,Step,Jump! Drew,Draw,Drawn! Chip,Syrup,Whip!
┐I am omega.┐ |
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BioBot95
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| 30 Nov 2011 05:10 PM |
8D
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| 30 Nov 2011 05:11 PM |
The Fact Sphere is 96.84% incorrect.
Oh, hell, it's 100% incorrect. |
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BeJelly
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