kasizzle1
|
  |
| Joined: 18 Dec 2010 |
| Total Posts: 7232 |
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:07 PM |
1) Yo mama so fat I took a pic of her last Christmas and it's still printing
2) Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
3) Yo mama so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book
4) Yo mama so fat, she sat on a quarter, and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose
5) Yo mama so fat not even Dora can explore her
6) Yo mama so fat you gotta grease the door and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her to go through
7) Yo mama so fat, she put on a yellow raincoat and people yelled TAXi!!
8) Yo mama so fat, if she wears an X jacket, helicopters try to land on her
9) Yo mama so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller
10) Yo mama so fat, her beeper went off and everyone thought she was backing up
Boom. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
wowzee
|
  |
| Joined: 02 Apr 2010 |
| Total Posts: 22692 |
|
| |
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:09 PM |
What happened to "Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck"
♥♀ō♦~ ρựяρlε çгαעǿи ~♦ō♀♥ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Socus
|
  |
| Joined: 04 Jul 2011 |
| Total Posts: 396 |
|
| |
|
kasizzle1
|
  |
| Joined: 18 Dec 2010 |
| Total Posts: 7232 |
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:09 PM |
Boom.
THIS CALLS FOR A....
iFIESTA! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:10 PM |
| 11) You mama so fat, that's the reason the Titanic sank and she needed her own lifeboat |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:10 PM |
Number 6 is mine :D
(Enter Siggy here) |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
xpsm1530
|
  |
| Joined: 01 May 2009 |
| Total Posts: 22280 |
|
| |
|
JJFtw
|
  |
| Joined: 18 Mar 2011 |
| Total Posts: 8720 |
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:12 PM |
| Yo mama is so poor that she uses Cheerios as earrings. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:19 PM |
| Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:22 PM |
| Yo mama so fat, when she sat on an iPod, She turned it into the iPad. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Timop
|
  |
| Joined: 16 May 2008 |
| Total Posts: 169 |
|
|
| 21 Nov 2011 06:24 PM |
| Hahahaha i love Yo Mama Jokes ^_^ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|