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| 20 Nov 2011 09:41 PM |
| Ok so I'm pretty new to this whole dating thing, theres this girl I really like in my math class and I wanted to be her b0yfriend, theres these really cool guys in grade 9 and they have intercourse about five times a day, they say that girls love it when boys show them their pii pii. So in my next math class I stole a seat next to her and stared at her bo0b5, I became er3ction and pulled it out through the fly of my pants, as I was about to tap her on the shoulder so she could see my pii pii, this other girl that has no b0ob5 and is ugly screamed "oh my god!", screaming and pointing at my pii pii.I stood up to tell her to shut up and go away, but my pii pii was still hanging out from my pants, all the class was looking at it, I didn't want them to see my pii pii because it meant I would have to have intercourse with everybody in the room. I tried to make things right by swooping over to the girl I like and bringing my pii pii up to her face close up, this made it clear that I wanted her to see my pii pii and not the rest of the class.She screamed and tried to stab me with a pen, but she missed and stuck it up my bum, it felt really good, and some weird clear goo shot out from my pii pii and hit her in the face, she ran out of the room crying and I got sent to the office My pii pii was caught in my zipper, so I had to leave it hanging out there for a while longer, but then classes ended and everybody entered the hallway, everybody saw my pii pii, and I now have to have intercourse with the entire school.I don't understand what happen, why are ufly girls so nosy, and why did the girl I like run away? Is my pii pii very small, I do not understand. |
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roxas440
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haxevry1
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:43 PM |
| Maybe its a sign... Maybe you should've shoved it in a guy's face. IDK |
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Flames838
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:44 PM |
| It's gonna be fun to watch you get banned. |
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FootBa11
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:45 PM |
I lol'd so hard.
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:45 PM |
| Send me a postcard from Ban land! :D |
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:45 PM |
| Poor guys hes all alone, at least Igot a gf i fiddled with! |
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:46 PM |
| You nob. SABRINA IS MOAR FUNNY. |
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youre88
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| 20 Nov 2011 09:46 PM |
Lol moderation.
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