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| 15 Nov 2011 03:20 PM |
A small little brat with blonde hair was skipping through the forest alone and unsupervised one day, when she came across a cabin. She then broke into the cabin thus violating private property laws, eat all of the Ukha and drank all of the V0dka, then decided to sleep in the bed. Then a family of bears came back to their cabin to notice that the door was open, the Ukha was gone, the V0dka bottles empty, and a small little child in one of their beds. The little girl then woke up and said "Oh, hello bear family, I am sorry I am tress-" And then the bears jumped on the bed and mauled her to death, they then spent the next 3 days cleaning blood off the walls... THE END! What? You were expecting a moral for the story? What is this Disney? Okay then... The moral of this story:Do not f*** with bears. =3
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| 15 Nov 2011 03:24 PM |
| Very pleasent story... puts the kids to bed... and tells them to stay away from bears. =3 |
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| 15 Nov 2011 03:49 PM |
| Hehe... bears are awesome. =D |
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boo99570
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| 15 Nov 2011 03:52 PM |
| No, all Russian stories end like this..... |
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| 15 Nov 2011 04:00 PM |
| @boo Nope... only the ones with bears in them. =P |
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| 15 Nov 2011 04:02 PM |
I be scared. I be no moar mess with bear. |
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| 15 Nov 2011 04:03 PM |
yawn
that put me to sle...zzzzzz...zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzzz...zzzzz |
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| 15 Nov 2011 04:19 PM |
| @flutter Violence - For some reason it makes people laugh. =P |
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