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| 07 Nov 2011 04:27 PM |
*Few years back*
Infinity Ward: Hey guys, let's make a new WWII shooter game :) Employee: Okay sure :D
*Releases Call of Duty*
Activision: UMG U GAIM SO EPC LET US PULISH Infinity Ward: OMG a high class publisher okay! Activision: K JST SGN DIS DOCMENT PL0X
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IW: Okay, sure! *Signs*
*Few years later*
Activision: OGM U MAIK GAM TO SLOW NEED MOAR GAM IW: We're trying to make it the best we can! Give us some time! Activision: UGM U ALL NOBS IM HIRNG NEW DEV TEEM
*Creates Treyarch*
Treyarch: K WE MAK GAM K
*Makes Call of Duty 3*
IW: Okay, know could you ju- Activision: NAO MAIK MODRN GAIM OR ELS IW CEO: Ugh, this is so stupid.. *leaves* Activision: NOOB IW: We'll show them- guys, let's make an epic modern warfare series! IW: What should be call it? IW: Um.. I gue- Activision : UGM CALL IT MODRN WARFARE
IW: Fine..
*Makes Modern Warfare*
Treyarch: O YEAH WEL WE MAKE ZOMBIES
*Makes World at War*
IW: Okay, no way were adding zombies to our game. Fanboys: UMG AD ZOMBIS NOB IW: NO, WE'RE MAKING ANOTHER MODERN WARFARE!
*Makes Modern Warfare 2*
Treyarch: UMG MOAR ZOMBS AND STUPD PLOT
*Makes Black Ops*
tl;dr version: Both Treyarch and Infinity Ward are caught up in an conflict between "Modern Warfare" and "Zombies". I guarantee that the next Treyarch game will have zombies.
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StuntMike
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| 07 Nov 2011 04:31 PM |
If I recall, IW DID NOT make Call of Duty 1 -.- Activision, Spark, and kuju. Then Treyarch, then I think Treyarch again, then IW, then Treyarch, then IW, then Treyarch, now IW (MW3). |
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uggmun
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| 07 Nov 2011 04:33 PM |
| i nearly died laughing when reading the document |
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| 07 Nov 2011 05:02 PM |
@stunt
lrn2research plox
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