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| 04 Nov 2011 06:16 PM |
OFFICIAL List of rules for the Forumers, and everywhere else. Because the current poster has an incurable God-Complex, and wishes it so:
1) Don't feed the trolls until you see them.
2) Spam your heart out, it's your account, and we don't have to care.
3) Alts are legit until they are banned. Then your new proxy alt is more legit.
4) Anyone with 50 posts or more is required to make a veteran a sammich.
5) Welcome to the forums, hit your ankle on the way out lolk.
6) These rules are truth. Then again no one listens to rules anyways, so do whatever. It's your account. But not really, as the admins do whatever also.
7) This is america, not sparta, not russia, not a basement. So talk about everything, the FBI doesn't care.
8) <- Legit smile face. Becuase the current poster reserves the right to contradict rule 2.
9) We are al alts of Freaked, because he has no clothes. Deal with it.
10) "i am beautiful", as quoted by KnightDude, so it must be legit.
11) all other posts suck, as the current poster is a god according to himself.
12) Rule 11 contradicts rule 1, but no one cares. So whatever.
13) If your thread dies, it's dead. Like really dead. As in no one likes your join date dead. So bumping it just makes you a Nationalist
14) Everything is nationalist or capitalist, as communism is bannable according to the admin that said so. Because they're admins, and they do whatever.
15) Over-ruling or duplicating a post is rude. Do it because you know you want to.
16) Mbest is required to stare at NathanCool suspiciously for no apparent reason, as he should be viewed as a threat to the national government.
17) If a rule isn't debatable, then it sucks and should be typed from a Linux.
18) If u spll somethin rong, play it off cool until everyone assumes you did it on purpose.
19) There's no edit button so you are always aware of Telamon's capability to troll better than you. Deal with it, he's an admin, and he'll do whatever.
20) If you are incapable of making a forumer a sammich correctly, you should be ashamed of your lack of a feminine side, and should hurt a squerrel to show your lack of a heart.
21) Do whatever. The admins care, and you will be banned. So do it. You know you want to.
22) Do whatever. The admins care, and you will be banned. So do it. You know you want to.
23) duplicate rules to make the list seem longer and more legit.
24) It's 42 backwards. Discuss.
25-A) As the maker of a rule, the current poster reserves the right to stick their forefingers in their ears, scream 'LALALA' for 10 seconds, and pretend that the rule is debatable even though they're wrong.
25-B) The current poster reserves the right to split the list into two separate post to make the list seem longer, and therefore more legit. |
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| 04 Nov 2011 06:17 PM |
26) Rule 25 is too long. So TL;DR it or you are an outcast becase we can do that.
27) Black Mesa. Lol.
28) If you are unskilled at everything, pretend otherwise until you are caught and slapped for your heinous crime.
29) Rule 28 has no purpose whatsoever.
30) COPY PASTE ALL THE THINGS
31) The current poster bumps threads because he feels like it. Consider all other rules void, along with your purpose in life. As that is now void too.
32) If you Lol for any reason other than to mock someone, you are an outcast, and should be treated as such.
33) Lol.
34) The current poster reserves the right to say no to whatever. Because they want to.
35) No.
36) If the current poster says no, they can be banned. Because the admins can do whatever.
37) Mention previous rules such as Rule 15 to irritate other posters. And be aware of your god-complex during this process, as it makes you feel better.
38) Break rules for teh lulz.
39) Laugh as others fall for rule 38 and are banned as a result of the admins' god-complex.
40) The current poster's list of rules is irrelevent, but the current poster continues it as it furthers his god-complex.
41) "Last rule (Will it last?)", as quoted by Chrissulli. The list will now die and be forgotten because he bothered to ask.
42) All other rules are null, for this is the answer to life.
43) Let the list die for 5 minutes, then pick it up again as if it were still cool.
44) 'OLOLHAX' is a real phrase whether you like it or not.
45) Mentioning Anonymous is an instant ban because the admins have an incurable god-complex.
46) Your bravery is an insult to everyone but yourself.
47)Do something stupid for the Lulz. But remember that it will be cool for 10 minutes, then you will be banned and forgotten; therefore causing you to be shunned when you return.
48) Bump the list of rules a day later, to make it seem more legit than it really is.
49) Claim the list is official, and refer to it whenever you can.
50) End youre list abruptly because of lack of ideas, and claim it's finished.
51) The current poster reserves the right to make an extra, unnecesarry rule because he is a troll that wants to make the list longer, making it seem more legit, and therefore contributing to your incurable god-complex. |
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| 04 Nov 2011 06:24 PM |
Aperture Science... We bump what we must, because..We can. |
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| 04 Nov 2011 06:26 PM |
| For the good of all the forumers, except the ones who are trolls. |
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| 04 Nov 2011 06:38 PM |
But there's no sense crying over every ban, Just keep on trying til' your proxies are bad. |
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| 04 Nov 2011 06:56 PM |
@Lit, this is the 'Forumers' Rules for Roblox', not 'The rules of the almighty internets'.
Then again...Rule 30 DOES say 'COPY PASTE ALL THE THINGS" |
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| 04 Nov 2011 07:31 PM |
51 rules.
Total win.
~I wanna put on my my my my my boogie shoes~ |
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| 04 Nov 2011 07:31 PM |
| Wow...Waste of time.... Trash |
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| 04 Nov 2011 07:36 PM |
@Nbc, Wy to live up to rule 1 and 3 |
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| 04 Nov 2011 07:43 PM |
| I will try to find a loophole |
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| 04 Nov 2011 07:46 PM |
| Rule 45 states that you cannot mention anymonous, yet you did |
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| 04 Nov 2011 07:52 PM |
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| 04 Nov 2011 10:29 PM |
@Mbest
Rule 25-A.
How about that |
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| 05 Nov 2011 12:34 AM |
RULE 34 AND 35 FOO. I SEH NO. |
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