Robain
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| 02 Nov 2011 10:29 AM |
| I once walked on the roof of my school in the year 1354, and i owned some zombies with.. (next poster continue this) |
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CapRex213
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| 02 Nov 2011 11:44 AM |
| back, that's why the minigun shot rainbowss instead of bullets. The rainbows only didn't kill the zombies... It turned them into gnomes who were supposen to guard the pot of gold for the rest of their lives... |
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| 02 Nov 2011 12:45 PM |
| *runs up with gun* shoots all survivors* Ha Nuff said |
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Robain
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| 02 Nov 2011 01:54 PM |
| ..for beiing an zombie. When i came back on the ground, i noticed that my mom baked toast with.. |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:17 AM |
| ..do suicide. My mom was mad on me when she saw me drinking it and she said: "Why don't you use daddy's gun!" But then it was too late, i was dead and i saw God in heaven, he said: ".. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:19 AM |
'Killing yourself doesn't give a place in heaven.' And I fell down into hell... |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:20 AM |
| ..and landed on satan himself. He was kinda.. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:24 AM |
Angered when I broke his skull, because of my weight... He threw me into a jail, full of spiders, who... |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:35 AM |
| piece of chocolate. I was so hungry so... I ate it. The spiders got mad and they... |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:38 AM |
| ..tried to suck my brains out, until they noticed i didn't have any brains. At the moment they were going to eat my, some mad professor guy came in and said: ".. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:40 AM |
| 'I'm santa claus,' He started to laugh like he was an idiot. 'And I'm bringing you some...' Suddenly his face turned into the troll face and he said:' |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:43 AM |
..TROLL COOKIES! WUHAHAHAHA!" Then i woke up. "Where am I..?" I saw i was on some sort of island, i tought: "how did i came here..?" Suddenly, i remembered it: .. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:47 AM |
| I was playing midget golf when santa came and knocked me K.O. |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:48 AM |
| .. But where was santa? I wanted to own him with my semi-automatic .. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:49 AM |
| Banana... It was the cheapest gun so I bought it in the... |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:54 AM |
..Guns 'r us. I saw an T-Rex comeing to me, i loaded my banana, and i shot it! The gun didn't harm him, and he started.. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 06:58 AM |
| Eating my banana, this was my moment: I could run. So I ran. On the floor right in front of me there was a pokeball, I threw it and out of it came... |
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Robain
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| 05 Nov 2011 07:03 AM |
| ..SANTA! When he noticed me, he tried to run, but the T-Rex.. |
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| 05 Nov 2011 07:04 AM |
| Ate his hat... And santa started to cry, I captured santa and asked:'...? |
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