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| 01 Nov 2011 11:12 PM |
(This is joke) (no flame intended)
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Once upon a time there was a magical place called C&G.
CandG was a peacefull place full of magical people named robloxians.
robloxians favorite things to do were to build and do stupid stuff, so they all built towns and did stupid stuff.
Then one day, a robloxian named xdhappyxd said; "im gonna say im a vaktovian" he turned his neighberhood, named umbrellatown, into vaktovia
he also repainted all the houses in Vaktovia red and black, because he was a huge fan of the bad guy in samuri jack. All who refused to let their houses be repainted were sent to the troll lands, were they were never seen again.
At least never seen Sane again.
SO THEN
The citizens of the nearby town of Frostaria were shocked, because Vaktovia's black and red houses were lowering nearby Frostarian real estate prices
the mayor of frostaria, colourtheory, decided to ban all colors from frostaria (especially red) and formed a militia force / chess club which he named RAT after his pet rat named reggie.
MEANWHILE
xdhappyxd changed his name to vaktus, and proclaimed himself mayor of vaktovia.
He was walking to a gift shop in a town called UCR, when he accidently walked right into colourtheory. they had both been too busy looking at construction workers building a McRoony fast food resturaunt on the other side of the street
grr said vaktus, who fell over on his back grr said colourtheory, who also fell over on his back
then TDfall, self proclaimed president of UCR, walked over and said " nice skybox today"
THAT DID IT11
colourtheory and vaktus ripped parking meters out of the ground and beat TDfall until he was unconcious. then they walked away, CT back to frostaria, and Vaktus back to vaktovia
LATER
colourtheory looked at vaktovia from his skycraper window. it had lowered his property's value to around 300 r$
so he walked into the RAT barracks and said " friends, robloxians, chess club members, lend me your screens! " and then he said
" dis is wat we gonna do "
IN VAKTOVIA
squidboi was smelling a black and red flower in front of the grand vaktovian palace.
but then he heard something something stronger something better something faster something smarter something daft punk
So he turned off his mp3 player because it was annoying him
Out of the corner of his eye he saw a white and black car speeding towards him at 40 studs per second
"ITS GONNA RAIN!" shouted squidboi, who was now looking directly at the sky, were the clouds were now greying, and thunder rolled.
He never noticed the window in the car roll down, and colourtheory take out his baseball bat. He never noticed colourtheory was smashing every VAK mailbox he saw.
And he forgot he was wearing his super awesome VAK mailbox disguise
SPLAT!
red liquid and pink exploded in all directions
it was gruesome! it was horrifying! it was so sad!
Colourtheory had hit the watermelon right next to squidbois head.
Then he hit squid and squidboi died.
LATER
Vaktus walked out on his yard, and went to check his mail
he found squidboi head, right next to his intact mailbox
vaktus shrugged, after all, his mailbox was already red
BUT WHEN HE CHECKED THE MAIL INSIDE THE BOX, HE NOTICED:
The mail was stained red from the watermelons.
Vaktus shuddered, lost in rage His best freind in the whole wide world, VAK General Hugginator, known as "Huggy" to his troops, gave Vaktus a big hug.
Vaktus shrugged him off, got on his knees, and shouted: "KKKKKHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted twice to give an echo effect
SO, A WAR RAGED ON BETWEEN VAK AND RAT FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. A WAR THAT SPANNED ACROSS THE ENTIRE GALAXY. A WAR SO TERRIFIYING, THAT ILL HAVE TO CONTINUE THIS IN ANOTHER POST SO NOT TO FREAK YOU OUT! |
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| 01 Nov 2011 11:14 PM |
@sas
tl;dr gosh u lazy noob. make ur post smaller people these days |
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hi765
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| 01 Nov 2011 11:17 PM |
@CLG
Gosh you lazy noob, use proper punctuation and spelling. People these days.
Trolling. I liked the post, it was actually pretty good. I also like how you somehow got a Star Trek reference into there... |
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| 01 Nov 2011 11:17 PM |
tl;dr
lazy noobbbbbb u shoudl get out |
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Elendill
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| 02 Nov 2011 03:34 AM |
| i dun own mail box, i r own VAKMAIL (bettah couterpart of EMail) OH YUS |
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weirdal53
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| 02 Nov 2011 05:00 AM |
| The spuidboi watermelon pert was funny. |
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ISOLAYTOR
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| 02 Nov 2011 05:14 AM |
tl;dr sorry :(
Good fighter? good, you have something in common with VOID; join. |
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Hockey868
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| 02 Nov 2011 06:01 AM |
| Like war clans and hate VAK? Join Robloxia's Special Ops! |
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| 02 Nov 2011 04:39 PM |
I got irritated by the use of the american words.
"mail" etc
But otherwise, EPIK! |
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Xnite515
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| 02 Nov 2011 04:40 PM |
| And am not on here because of why? |
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KTeddy13
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