Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:00 AM |
Its bigger, badder, and now, YOU people have Hit Points! WEWT WEWT!
I decided to return my Boss Battles, in a better way. This way is inspired by robloxkid's boss battles, so I thank him for the inspiration! ^_^
If you don't know how to play, say an attack that will hit the boss, and I will rate it! Then, the Boss attacks YOU! :D
You guys don't say what the damage is. I DECIDE the damage If you are going to do a healing attack, I DECIDE how much HP you get back. I will not except NUKE, INVINCIBILITY, or GOD POWERS. However, the Boss is allowed to use those attacks! >:D Just kidding! :D
Also, Boss Battles has a story now! DUN DUN DUN! Lets....BATTLE!
INTRO: You and your fellow friends are building a house in ROBLOXia City. All is well. Until, the clear blue sky turns into a dark black storm. Lightning reaches the floor, burning houses and trees. Tornadoes occur and blow out nearly everything. Hurricans and tsunamis and earthquakes. It is horrible. Then, out from the ground, you and your surviving friends see a black hole, and something emerging out of it. His appearance was a shadow, with talons that can shred you to pieces.
"A new era has begun! The era...OF SPAMACKER!" yells the shadowy figure. Gohan234 comes running to your aid, and says, "Get out of here! If you don't, you will be sorry!" Spamacker just laughed. "You foolish mortal! You do not frighten me! ROBLOX will forever be mine...STARTING NOW!" Spamacker summoned a bunch of Noobs and Spammers and beasts so dastardly evil.
Then, you see your first enemy...the Shadow Knight.
Let the battle....BEGIN!
SHADOW KNIGHT HP: 100
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:19 AM |
YAY I ATTACK FIRST! I wonder how this will work.
I use NOEPICJUSTFAIC to attack the boss then I send in Indiana Jones who whips the boss around.
I then summon Mehrunes Dagon (Oblivion) to attack the boss.
I then summon a guy I made up named Mr.? who was created in a secret laboratory to be a massive weapon of war with master skills in every weapon known to man. I send him in with every weapon known to man to attack.
I create a weapon that uses every kind of destructive technology that exists and doesn't exist that shoots anti-matter balls, bullets, lazors, rockets, eyeballs, mirrors, ice shards, lemonade, exact copies of Chuck Norris's foot, and Jimmer Fredette clones and shoot it at the boss.
I create a dragon with every element known to man and use it to attack.
I have Voldemort use a spell I made up called Fractora that not only kills people it hits but also kills their soul 13377331 times.
Then I revive Sauron (Lord of the Rings) and make him 1337733113377331133773311337 times more powerful and have him attack.
Then I drop the dictionary of every word (slang included) of every language of every planet of every solar system of every universe on the boss.
Then I have the aliens of planet C-4f12 to come down and attack the boss.
Then I use every destructive thing that Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) that calvin can think of and use it on the boss.
I confuse the boss with every single non-logical question known to man.
I create 50 million clones of Justin Bieber and have them sing as loud as they can with their voices amplifed 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.
Then I turn Thomas the Tank Engine evil and have him run over the boss OVA 9000!!!!!!!!!!!! times.
Then I create the exact opposite of Telemon, Nomalet to destroy the boss.
I make the boss play rock paper nuke with Telamon and he loses.
I make him replant every plant in Mother Nature's garden OVA 9000!!!!!! times.
I put him in the cross fire of Heat miser and Snow miser (The Year Without a Santa Claus).
I smash a printer over the bosses head causing the ink to blind him.
I shrink the boss's brain to the size of an atom and remove every bit of knowledge he has to make it that size and I put him in a hall of mirrors.
(OMG THIS IS EPIC)
I force him to eat toast... WITHOUT BUTTER!!!!
I make him listen to the Barney theme song, the Dora theme song, and every other stupid little kid theme song over an over again.
(Can this get anymore epic?
OF COURSE!!!!)
I reverse his gravity so he goes hurtling toward the sun burning the boss up. Then I incrase his gravity by 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times so he comes hurtling back toward Earth and smashing into the ground so he goes straight into the Earth's core. Burning him up again.
I seal him in a small box with Woody (Suite-life on Deck) after he ate the mexican buffet.
Then I trick him into buying illegal watches from some random vendor on the street getting him arrested and put in prsion for 50 years.
(EPICNESS!!!!!!!!)
(I wonder what the rating will be.) |
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:22 AM |
frozengaia: MEGA ULTRA UBER DUBER DAMAGE! (LULZ) Shadow Knight HP: 10/100 Shadow Knight uses Sword Slash! Frozengaia HP: 90/100
Shadow Knight HP: 10/100 |
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:39 AM |
NUUUUUUUUU he lived!
i use an attack that deals exactly 10 damage. |
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:41 AM |
Frozengaia: Your attack wasn't complete! 0 damage! Shadow Knight uses Dark Flame! Frozengaia HP: 78/100
Shadow Knight HP: 10/100 |
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:43 AM |
meanie.
i... um...
throw a bottle of holy water at it.
i then create a barrier of light that it can't get though. |
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:47 AM |
frozengaia: The holy water defeats Shadow Knight!
You killed the first boss on your own! :D
STORY: Shadow Knight falls, weak and defeated. Spamacker spits on him, and looks at you and your fellow ROBLOXian friends. "So...you guys are pretty tough. Lets go for ROUND 2!"
Spamacker flies into the air, and black energy comes out of his hand. A Noob pops up on the battlefield. "Thats it?" Gohan234 asks. "No!" says Spamacker. Spamacker shoots a black slime ball at the Noob. The Noob transforms slowly into a hideous beast. He grows horns on his head, and becomes much larger.
"Now, fight my Mino-Noob!" yells Spamacker. "RAAAWWWWWWWRRRR!" roars Mino-Noob.
ROUND 2 BEGIN!
Mino-Noob HP: 500/500 |
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 09:57 AM |
time to call some of my friends.
I SUMMON EPICTRON!*
EPICTRON! CREATE MASSIVE SHOCKWAVES OF EPICNESS THAT BLAST MINO-NOOB OUT OF THE UNIVERSE!
*epictron is a robot who's epicness is the combined epicness of every epic thing to the power of the combined epicness of every epic thing. |
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:00 AM |
frozengaia: Epictron did Massive damage to Mino-Noob! Mino-Noob HP: 240/300 Mino-Noob headbutted EpicTron and you! Epictron was destroyed! frozengaia HP: 50/100 WARNING: HALF OF YOUR HP IS GONE
Mino-Noob HP: 240/300
P.S. Can you get more people to come here frozen?
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drwho101
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:00 AM |
WOOT! GOHAN YOUR BACK
I SUMMON AND SEND OUT DIAGLA ROAR OF TIME GO!
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Ultraw
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:01 AM |
thisforum = http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=45845883
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:02 AM |
Oh yeah I am back! :D
drwho101: Dialga uses Roar of Time! Great damage! Mino-Noob HP: 210/300 Mino-Noob uses Roar! All of drwho101's attacks will be weakend slightly! drwho101 HP: 100/100
Mino-Noob HP: 210/300
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:03 AM |
| @Ultra get out of here if you aren't playing. |
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drwho101
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:04 AM |
half of my HP is gone?
EPICTRON! HEAL ME WITH YOUR EPICNESS! |
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Ultraw
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:04 AM |
thisforum.Creator:remove() end |
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:05 AM |
drwho101: Your HP is full! The potion had no effect! Mino-Noob uses Multi-Claw Slash! drwho101 HP: 85/100
Mino-Noob HP: 210/300
REMEMBER: Each player has their own set of HP
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Ultraw
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:05 AM |
| thisforum.FrozenGaia.Humanoid.Health = 123456789 |
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:06 AM |
| LOL OMG 50 views allready! |
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Gohan234
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| 20 Apr 2011 10:06 AM |
frozengaia: EpicTron was destroyed, but his spirit of epicness healed you! frozengaia HP: 100/100 Mino-Noob uses Headbutt, but he missed!
Mino-Noob HP: 210/300
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