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| 21 Oct 2011 05:19 PM |
Dear Master, I have been a bad feminine human subject. I shall not disobey any command of your's. I shall use perfect grammar throughout the whole day. I shall not have a negative moral compass, or act in a way that you do not tolerate or that causes damage or pain to another noun. Thanks, - FEMININE SUBJECT #067774353
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:20 PM |
What?!
There are girls on the internet? |
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:22 PM |
ERROR: Serial Code: 00000001 - Intensity: 1/4: word 'girls' not found ERROR: Serial Code: 00000002 - Intensity: 1/4: word 'internet' not found
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:26 PM |
REPORT: Serial Code: 00000001 - Located and added word 'girls' to global dictionary REPORT: Serial Code: 00000002 - Located and added word 'internet' to global dictionary
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:54 PM |
I need an installment of the advanced global dictionary v45.73. May I have permission to download and install it to my local hard drive?
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:55 PM |
what in the-
"Fixing toilets" -I'm the plumber, so what? |
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:57 PM |
ERROR: Serial Code: 00000003 - Intensity: 1/4: word 'Yoshi' not found ERROR: Serial Code: 00000004 - Intensity: 1/4: word 'Yo' not found ERROR: Serial Code: 00000005 - Intensity: 2/4: used invalid grammar; sentence ignored
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| 21 Oct 2011 05:58 PM |
Wait a minute what?
Are you even freaking human?
"Fixing toilets" -I'm the plumber, so what? |
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:02 PM |
ERROR: Serial Code: 00000006 - Intensity: 1/4: word 'Yoshi' not found ERROR: Serial Code: 00000007 - Intensity: 2/4: used invalid grammar; sentence ignored
I am a human feminine subject sent from InsaaneProjects CO in 1996. Therefore I am human. Besides, aren't we all special in our own small ways?
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:03 PM |
Well ok then.
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:04 PM |
Yoshi! Wow! Yoshi Yoshi! Yo Yo! Hup! Yah! Yoshi! |
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:04 PM |
ERROR: Serial Code: 00000007 - Intensity: 1/4: word 'ok' not found
What is your name? I am FEMININE SUBJECT #067774353.
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:05 PM |
I'm...Tornado.
And that's Yoshi over there. He can only speak one one word. His name.
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:06 PM |
WARNING: Serial Code: 00000001 - Intensity: 4/4: Local user "ZMC3" blocked from internal and external communications; erasing memory database file "ZMC_file001".
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:06 PM |
FEMININE SUBJECT #067774353 Deactivate your CPU immediately. |
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:08 PM |
Hello _PUBLIC $Tornado. REPORT: Serial Code: 00000003 - Local database file added as "Tornado_file001". Adding .INFORMATION files. Added .INFORMATION files.
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:10 PM |
I don't think you're human.
I think you're a robot.
"Fixing toilets"- I'm the plumber, so what?
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:10 PM |
I shall not execute any specific command unless its parent comes from $Master_file001.
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| 21 Oct 2011 06:15 PM |
I dunno Yoshi, but this is kinda creeping me out.
"Fixing toilets"- I'm the plumber, so what?
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