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| 15 Sep 2011 08:07 PM |
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland............ and the exit sign reads: DISNEYLAND LEFT. They started crying and headed home. That Awkward moment when...... your sitting in a toilet cubical minding your own business and BAM! a unicorn bursts in and trys to sell you weed.
When you say something funny to your friends and then someone you don't like laughs as well... Then you're like "No. You're not allowed to laugh at my jokes..." -_-
If your apartment is hit by a dolphin.... DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OK...... That's just how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside
: Boys and Girls, Take Note: There's A Difference Between Smelling Good & Smelling Like You Went Swimming In Perfume .
Principal Franklin: Before I announce the winner, I feel compelled to tell you the worst guess, which was 5.
Gibby: I won? I won!
Principal Franklin: No Gibby, you didn't win. In fact, your guess was so far off that we're calling your parents and having you tested.
Gibby: Again?
Dear McDonalds Cashier, Don't give me that look... Last time I checked,there was no age limit on happy meals. Ah.. and Don't forget the toy.
[Son:dad, remember how you gave me your old phone? Dad:yes? Son:well, i was playing around with it right... Dad:yeah? Son:nice pics of Mom... Dad: Oh #&$#$
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets ;)" Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?" |
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M1LKMaN
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GregarSP
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:09 PM |
HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY
I FORGOT TO LAUGH |
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GregarSP
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:10 PM |
| OMG YOUR THE MOST FUNNIEST PERSON OF ALL THE WORD |
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Tendixon
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Heroz360
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:13 PM |
| These were accually really funny. I don't see what the hate is about, I got hit by a dolphin last week... |
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GregarSP
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:13 PM |
UR SUCH A GENIOUS
ASDF ASDF ASDF |
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:14 PM |
Blondes aren't dumb,
that is what we call a "stereotype".
And those aren't quotes, those are jokes.
My gawd. |
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:17 PM |
Stop being a steriotype and start being funny.
-Pain Isn't Real- |
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| 15 Sep 2011 08:19 PM |
| ?? I didnt write these? I got them off of a different website that i DONT want to get banned 4 again |
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| 20 Oct 2011 05:38 PM |
| Why did you post this in roblox talk? |
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| 21 Oct 2011 10:04 AM |
@Midnight
Because if it was posted anywhere else everyone would say "I like trains" and then a train would hit the thread and delete it. |
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| 21 Oct 2011 10:07 AM |
| I only liked the last parts. |
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