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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
Joined: 01 Jul 2011
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15 Oct 2011 04:40 PM
After running home and crying i went to my basement room and turned on slipknot to relax. After an hour of angsty ruminating i decided that jock had to get it... I called forth the dark lord to guide me in my quest. I went to the wall and took down my decorative katana given to me by my older brother. I said "for justice" as i unsheathed the stainless steal blade. Doning my nicest black hoodie and least stained pants i left the basement in search of my revenge....
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xxlolzheartzxx is not online. xxlolzheartzxx
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15 Oct 2011 04:40 PM
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Wander221 is not online. Wander221
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15 Oct 2011 04:41 PM
Don't you think that's over-reacting a bit?
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sonicvsmariofan is not online. sonicvsmariofan
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15 Oct 2011 04:41 PM
And then you woke up.
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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
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15 Oct 2011 04:41 PM
as i opened the door exiting my basement lair, my eyes adjusted again to the light of day. I realized then that I must be single minded in my quest for redemption... anything and anyone that got in my way must be stopped. My mother was the first to question me. The death was quick as she tasted the sharpness of my blade... whiskers the cat was next. He had too much pride to go quietly. Our battle was long and devastating, but ultimately i emerged victorious: holding the lifeless body of whiskers towards the heavens as sign to both my achievements and my adversary spirit in battle...
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ghjop3 is not online. ghjop3
Joined: 14 Aug 2011
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15 Oct 2011 04:41 PM
I just punched the jock.


He was stunned because he didn't expect me to fight back.


And that's how I got my £1 back.

He was laughed at the whole day.
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15 Oct 2011 04:42 PM
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Yui810GhostofOTPast is not online. Yui810GhostofOTPast
Joined: 01 Jan 2010
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15 Oct 2011 04:42 PM
dude, i remember that time

we kicked as­s
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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
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15 Oct 2011 04:42 PM
... exiting my home i realized it had been several minutes since the last time I ate... and my battle hardened body has grown hungry for sustenance... As i embarked towards the lair of the jock I momentarily stopped at a local shop keeps establishment for a frozen blended beverage and several meat tubes in a breaded covering... after eating these delectables i had to stop my quest for a moment as my heart hurt and i needed to sit down. After a brief 2 hour rest/ nap i was off again to seek my vengeance....
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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
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15 Oct 2011 04:46 PM
... as my journey continued i could see my destination in sight. The darkness within me swelled and me penihsht grew hard in anticipation. I unsheated my sword again... snuck around to the back of his house and suddenly my eyes beheld something unbelievable... I could see his sister bathing in the window... my penihsht swelled to maximum length and girth. A 3 inch wonder filled my pants and sweat began to drip from my neck...
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robotdragonTRT is not online. robotdragonTRT
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15 Oct 2011 04:46 PM
1. you said you had to be single minded and you took a damn nap you idiot

2. wouldn't you have to kill the shopkeeper and everyone in the store cuz he's ask you to pay for it and you'd kill him and kill the witnesses
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Veggieburrito is not online. Veggieburrito
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15 Oct 2011 04:46 PM
And I walk in with a shotgun, blasting your head into the chicken nuggets of the nearest Burger King.
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Boeing717 is not online. Boeing717
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15 Oct 2011 04:47 PM
you could have named a civ after the jock and destroyed it with your vast armies and skill
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robotdragonTRT is not online. robotdragonTRT
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15 Oct 2011 04:47 PM
"3 inch"

fail
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robotdragonTRT is not online. robotdragonTRT
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15 Oct 2011 04:49 PM
then you broke in through the window and viciously did things to her that cannot be described on roblox (also known as a POONTAH ololol) and showed her bloody corpse to the side and snuck down the hall as if nothing happened because the walls were soundproof for unexpliciable reasons.
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bolt999 is not online. bolt999
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15 Oct 2011 04:49 PM
Do it.
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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
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15 Oct 2011 04:49 PM
His sister was a sight to behold. I had seen my share of beauties in my constant search for se....xual relief via the interwebs but she was like no other... She was a 5 foot 400 pound se.....xual goddess. Her butt was as flat as the desert. And her front was a rocky as the Himalaya's. I wondered how many bre....asts she might have had, but i lost count after 6... She was quite a sight washing herself, singing, smiling, elbow deep in a unknown fold... I contemplated relieving my frustration, but a warrior knows better than to bust before battle! I decided I would tend to my adversary then make the fair maiden mine...
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robotdragonTRT is not online. robotdragonTRT
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15 Oct 2011 04:51 PM
lol okay okay i see where this is headed i'm done xD
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Boeing717 is not online. Boeing717
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15 Oct 2011 04:51 PM
too bad youre gonna get b&

i want to see the conclusion of this story
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Veggieburrito is not online. Veggieburrito
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15 Oct 2011 04:51 PM
I was going to say something about your nose bleeding, but I understand now.




You're a little round man who sits in his basement playing WoW and looking an stuff that you shouldn't.
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Calvin25 is not online. Calvin25
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15 Oct 2011 04:53 PM
best story evr
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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
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15 Oct 2011 04:53 PM
at last i was at my adversaries bedroom door. I contemplated all the things that my journey had cost me... my mothers life, my poor sweet whiskers and my katana which is no longer fit for decorative purposes... I hated the jock for hurting me earlier. I hated him for making me do these horrible things in my quest for vengeance...as i looked at that door i contemplated what i would do when I opened it. I slice the jocks knees, forcing him to get on the floor, i would cut his elbows, forcing him to bend his arms, and i would continuous stab him, forcing him to move around almost in a dinosaur walking fashion... but then i said to myself. "naw" I sheathed my katana and walked down the hall to the bathroom. I opened the door and took that fair maiden my the folds and kissed her.... guess what guys. she blew me... it was so cash. Then me and her walked back home after a brief pit stop for some frozen blended drinks, meat tubes and a nap.
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DaddyTurtle is not online. DaddyTurtle
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15 Oct 2011 04:55 PM
the end
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Veggieburrito is not online. Veggieburrito
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15 Oct 2011 04:56 PM
Why does she like you if you're round...
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robotdragonTRT is not online. robotdragonTRT
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15 Oct 2011 04:56 PM
and then she saw your damn bloody house, screamed, and ran off.

the cops were there shortly after and you taken immediately to federal prison.

you vowed to take revenge on that family...

then you died. the end.
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