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| 13 Oct 2011 06:59 PM |
no reason at all
anyone wanna hear it |
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Axmirza2
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sparks999
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| 13 Oct 2011 07:00 PM |
tell us please i'm expecting "I typed in caution, then i saw tape, so i put in caution tape hurrah"
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| 13 Oct 2011 07:19 PM |
ok
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED AXMIRZA 2
Story
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It was a warm day in Spring when "The Professor" sat down to take a sip of his coffee. One of "his employees" sat across the table from him and told him how "The Industry" was making no progress, and that they needed more tests or more experiments. "The Professor" told him that he'd be finished soon.
"The Professor"'s lab was being worked on due to an explosion caused by a science experiment gone wrong. He looked over to see a large hole in the ground with "Caution Tape" wrapped around it. He set his mug down and walked over to the caution tape, and ripped it off.
The next thing "The Professor" noticed was a dog being sapped of cells for projects. He went over to the dog's cell and followed the cable to a small pipe of green liquid. He poured the cells all over the caution tape and threw it into a morphing device.
Over the next few days, "The Professor" took note over how the experiment had changed and grew, and it looked as if it were in a form of a dog, a border collie, just like the sapped dog, with caution tape wrapped around it. He decided that he'd give the experiment a name, the name of his father who had died in a lab explosion. Abdullah.
On the fifth day, "The Professor" had three of "his employees" extract Abdullah from his cell. He ordered them to strap the creature onto a table. They carried Abdullah into a room and then threw him on a table. They then, in a mediocre fashion, taped down the creature with duct tape and super glue. A few minutes later, "The Professor" walked into the room with what appeared to be goat blood and a piece of paper.
He ordered "the employees" to force the goat blood into Abdullah. It took a while, but they still got it accomplished. He told "the employees" to read the ritual with him. It was a random string of laters, with abdullah in every few sentences.
"Now, repeat the ritual." "The Professor" said. Surprisingly, Abdullah repeated the ritual. He smiled and clapped his hands, jumping up and down. He threw Abdullah back into his cell and locked him in there.
It was about a week when Abdullah was suffering starvation. He seemed to be much bigger, his fur sticking out the cracks of his tape even more. Abdullah was scratching at the cell for hours until "The Professor" walked over with a slab of meat.
"Here, do you want this, fool?" Abdullah wagged his tail. "The Professor" opened the cage and punched the dog in the face. He threw him the slab of meat, and locked the door. The food was cold, raw, and Abdullah was sure he had some sort of sickness.
This repeated over for the next few months, the food getting worse, and the beatings getting worse. It was one day that "The Professor" thought Abdullah had grown enough, and was taking him to the final experiment. He had a bunch of "his employees" behind him, carrying a large, dead fish. "The Professor" opened the cage and looked at Abdullah.
"Come on out and follow me, animal." Abdullah didn't respond.
"Come out!" Abdullah still didn't respond.
"Come out, I say." Abdullah put his snout in between his paws.
"The Professor" walked into his cell and kicked Abdullah in the head. He rolled over on his back, whimpering. "You are a dog! A stupid dog!" He repeatedly hit and kicked Abdullah, taunting him.
Abdullah decided he had enough. He started snarling and growling at "The Professor".
"Abdullah? What-what are you doing!?! ABDULLAH! STOP! I COMMAND YOU! EMPLOYEES!"
In that sentence, Abdullah had jumped up and bit "The Professor" on the neck, slowly disposing him. He growled and barked at "the employees" and they ran off.
It was then that Abdullah ran out of the lab and achieved freedom.
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Axmirza2
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| 13 Oct 2011 07:22 PM |
ur a teriffic writer.
theres only one part i dont get.
>He ordered "the employees" to force the goat blood into Abdullah.
I thought it was cat blood... |
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| 13 Oct 2011 07:23 PM |
Cool backstory. Wanna hear mine?
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ndspinner
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| 13 Oct 2011 07:32 PM |
then y do you have clothing if your a dog
~Look! A pink dinosaur! |
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| 13 Oct 2011 11:00 PM |
| so you are an evolved dog-goat cell experiment type thing? |
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| 13 Oct 2011 11:00 PM |
| omg, caution, you still removing the subjects? |
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Axmirza2
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| 13 Oct 2011 11:01 PM |
bumpercars.
-Axᴍ2 @Axmirza2 |
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| 13 Oct 2011 11:07 PM |
yes
yes he was
so technically WE ARE BROTHERS |
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Axmirza2
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| 13 Oct 2011 11:21 PM |
it means im yo daddy.
-Axᴍ2 @Axmirza2 |
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| 13 Oct 2011 11:22 PM |
| but the professor is theoretically our daddy |
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