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| 12 Oct 2011 07:16 PM |
Teach me, now.
*sits on lap* |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:17 PM |
Uh.....what?
I want to say something but I think I'll get banned. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:18 PM |
bump
He must teach me how to be the most gentlemanly person here. |
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Sharky98
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:18 PM |
theres was a pirate
he got thrown off the plank |
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squidboi2
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:18 PM |
You see, son.
It all started in 1492, which christopher columbus sailed the ocean blue. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:19 PM |
Sorry, sir.
He's busy with the Japanese.
He'll be here shortly.
*crash*
maybe not to shortly |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:19 PM |
Interesting, father!
Might I have a bowl of popcorn to listen to your wondrous tales? |
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meto02
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:19 PM |
| xD That is the funniest thing I ever heard from a Vaktovian. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:19 PM |
wtf
that first line sounded sooooo wrong
trying not to rof and l again |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:19 PM |
| And then in Late 2011, squidboi2 locked me in the Swampy Moon Outpost Mic Room. What a horrifying twist. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:20 PM |
I must not listen to your fake claims, fools!
squidboi knows ALL! |
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squidboi2
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:20 PM |
Yes, child, you may.
Now after Christopher Columbus butchered the Indians, he made a fur coat out of Jaguar pelts.
Thus starting the tradition gentlemen must have furry carpets.
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:21 PM |
| Quite the story, father! I am getting a sense of gentle-manliness coming. Do tell more. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:22 PM |
| 2nd Funniest thing ever from a vaktovian. |
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squidboi2
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:25 PM |
After which we travel through time to the age of the dinosaurs, where Mr. Stegosaurus decided to eat some grass.
However there was no grass to be found, my son.
So he went to the nearest lake, which had some tea leaves in it, and he drank the exquisite water.
Or should I say herbal tea.
Thus meaning gentlemen must drink tea. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:25 PM |
The solution to all my problems has come! Thank you, father!
I will be making a cup of Earl Grey Tea now; please excuse me, if I may. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:27 PM |
| Too bad. I took all the teabags. |
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Steeler55
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:28 PM |
Earl Grey is terrible. :/ Chai Tea with a sprig of mint is much better. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:29 PM |
| I gotta listen to squidboi's stories more often 0-0. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:31 PM |
| Squidboi2 is definately the wise man to talk to. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:31 PM |
@Steeler
you dare mock my father's signature tea
/demote |
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squidboi2
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:32 PM |
Consequently this brings us to the household of the Browns.
A middle-income family of which they owned a small house.
However, one day Tommy Brown discovered an enormous amount of money in a metal case.
He used the money to buy a rather large mansion.
Thus meaning gentlemen must have big houses. |
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| 12 Oct 2011 07:33 PM |
I indeed do have one.
http://www.roblox.com/Surprise-place?id=41848661 |
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