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| 10 Oct 2011 11:41 PM |
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Captain Kirk! Versus: Christopher Colombus! BEGIN!
Colombus Verse 1 Arrivederci, I'm gonna leave before this battle begins... ... 'Cuz we know, in the end, which of these Captains gonna win! I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation. I'll beat you so bad, they'll feel it in the next generation! So bring it on! I'll whip you like a Klingon! My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Khan. I've got a neck chop for Spock, I'll put my sword through Sulu! I'll check into a Priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu!
Kirk Verse 1 I'm the enterprising captain James Tiberius Kirk. Representing Riverside Iowa, planet... Earth. I hear you call yourself an explorer, but I'm just not having it. You discovered a new world that was already inhabited. Why don't you boldly go somplace you've never gone before like India? Or some destination you've actually set sail for? You spaghetti eating [CENSORED], how's your spice rack doing? I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.
Colombus Verse 2 You know, rapping against you... it's not even fun. It's like somebody set your brains on Stun! I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain! I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!
Kirk Verse 2 Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it's my job. We'll see how Isabella likes my Captain's Log. It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win. When your weak crew sees me approaching they'll be like "Damn, it's Jim". I'll double-fist punch you you slave-making [CENSORED]! Now, take your genocidal ass off my bridge.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! |
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| 10 Oct 2011 11:41 PM |
So much win, I love this one.
I personally think Kirk won. |
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Cryptonix
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| 10 Oct 2011 11:43 PM |
| KIRK,NEXT SHOUld be mario and sonic |
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| 10 Oct 2011 11:48 PM |
| I personally think it should be Master Chief versus Marcus Fenix. |
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Pennyz
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| 11 Oct 2011 12:09 AM |
| Captain Pichard ish better than Kirk |
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| 11 Oct 2011 12:34 AM |
A Picard vs. Kirk ERBoH would cause the internet to combust out of the flame wars.
Anyways, I want a Halo vs. StarCraft rap battle sometime from Machinima.
~Sudo make me a sandwich~ |
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| 11 Oct 2011 10:51 AM |
| A GREAT IDEA!!!!MC VS. ROBLOX!!!!!! |
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| 11 Oct 2011 10:54 AM |
A GREAT IDEA
LET'S TAKE BEST'S IDEA
AND ZONCO ZONCO ZONCO |
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Rlack
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| 11 Oct 2011 10:55 AM |
| God, that one was terrible |
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kinglegos
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| 11 Oct 2011 10:57 AM |
| Kirk lost. He didn't even rhyme. Watch the video and you know Chris won. |
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Aikai
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| 26 Jun 2013 04:13 PM |
oh my god who the hell cares
aikai is back and is still best pony |
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| 26 Jun 2013 04:14 PM |
| i never liked these rap battles, nor did i ever think they're even remotely funny |
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| 26 Jun 2013 04:14 PM |
| Arrivederci, I'm gonna leave before I even read this thread! |
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