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Re: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY #14

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AK47Master is not online. AK47Master
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10 Oct 2011 11:41 PM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Captain Kirk!
Versus:
Christopher Colombus!
BEGIN!

Colombus Verse 1
Arrivederci, I'm gonna leave before this battle begins...
... 'Cuz we know, in the end, which of these Captains gonna win!
I'll show you how a real explorer handles a situation.
I'll beat you so bad, they'll feel it in the next generation!
So bring it on! I'll whip you like a Klingon!
My rhymes will burrow in your ears like the wrath of Khan.
I've got a neck chop for Spock, I'll put my sword through Sulu!
I'll check into a Priceline hotel and watch your fat ass on Hulu!

Kirk Verse 1
I'm the enterprising captain James Tiberius Kirk.
Representing Riverside Iowa, planet... Earth.
I hear you call yourself an explorer, but I'm just not having it.
You discovered a new world that was already inhabited.
Why don't you boldly go somplace you've never gone before like India?
Or some destination you've actually set sail for?
You spaghetti eating [CENSORED], how's your spice rack doing?
I'll be chilling in my spaceship, have fun canoeing.

Colombus Verse 2
You know, rapping against you... it's not even fun.
It's like somebody set your brains on Stun!
I am the fabric of history, you are a fictional stain!
I'll stick a flag up your ass and claim you for Spain!

Kirk Verse 2
Mr. Spock, beam me back to 1492 so I can beat this man like it's my job.
We'll see how Isabella likes my Captain's Log.
It's Kobayashi for you, there's no way you could win.
When your weak crew sees me approaching they'll be like "Damn, it's Jim".
I'll double-fist punch you you slave-making [CENSORED]!
Now, take your genocidal ass off my bridge.

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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10 Oct 2011 11:41 PM
So much win, I love this one.

I personally think Kirk won.
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10 Oct 2011 11:41 PM
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BESTn00bpwnzer is not online. BESTn00bpwnzer
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10 Oct 2011 11:43 PM
KIRK,NEXT SHOUld be mario and sonic
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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10 Oct 2011 11:48 PM
I personally think it should be Master Chief versus Marcus Fenix.
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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11 Oct 2011 12:08 AM
Bump of awesomeness.
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Pennyz is not online. Pennyz
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11 Oct 2011 12:09 AM
Captain Pichard ish better than Kirk
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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11 Oct 2011 12:10 AM
@Pennyz
IKR?
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ItalyVeneziano is not online. ItalyVeneziano
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11 Oct 2011 12:34 AM
A Picard vs. Kirk ERBoH would cause the internet to combust out of the flame wars.

Anyways, I want a Halo vs. StarCraft rap battle sometime from Machinima.

~Sudo make me a sandwich~
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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11 Oct 2011 12:45 AM
@Italy
Hahah, yeah.
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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11 Oct 2011 08:50 AM
Bump.
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BESTn00bpwnzer is not online. BESTn00bpwnzer
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11 Oct 2011 10:51 AM
A GREAT IDEA!!!!MC VS. ROBLOX!!!!!!
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megasuperioralt is not online. megasuperioralt
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11 Oct 2011 10:54 AM
A GREAT IDEA

LET'S TAKE BEST'S IDEA

AND ZONCO ZONCO ZONCO
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Rlack is not online. Rlack
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11 Oct 2011 10:55 AM
God, that one was terrible
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kinglegos is not online. kinglegos
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11 Oct 2011 10:57 AM
Kirk lost. He didn't even rhyme. Watch the video and you know Chris won.
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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10 Dec 2011 09:42 PM
Necrobump.
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Crocojaw47 is not online. Crocojaw47
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15 Dec 2011 03:46 PM
Necrobump 2x
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Julian24974644 is not online. Julian24974644
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26 Jun 2013 04:13 PM
BUMP.
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Aikai is not online. Aikai
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26 Jun 2013 04:13 PM
oh my god who the hell cares

aikai is back and is still best pony
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BlastHardCheese is not online. BlastHardCheese
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26 Jun 2013 04:14 PM
i never liked these rap battles, nor did i ever think they're even remotely funny
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TheInternetMeme is not online. TheInternetMeme
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26 Jun 2013 04:14 PM
Arrivederci, I'm gonna leave before I even read this thread!
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