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| 11 Oct 2011 05:45 AM |
I used this one for fun last school dance.
"Hello my dear, may I say you are looking ravishing this fine night. Care for a... jalapeno?" |
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Equals3
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| 11 Oct 2011 05:48 AM |
Me: "Hey babe, wanna come over later for some pizza and some f***?"
Girl: "What the hell is wrong with you?"
Me: "What, you don't like pizza?" |
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| 11 Oct 2011 05:49 AM |
@mega
You should try one time. The reactions are quality fun. |
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Quinzilli
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hambert
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| 11 Oct 2011 06:25 AM |
roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van
actually now that i think about it, its the best one i have used |
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| 11 Oct 2011 06:33 AM |
That's random...
Boy:Why the hell do you allways say that when playing dune buggy?
Me:Well it is random...
Boy:True... |
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Alex4897
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| 11 Oct 2011 06:38 AM |
Oh... Uh... You can keep the other one.
*facepalm*
---I'm makin' a run to the dumpstah, babeh--- |
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| 11 Oct 2011 07:15 AM |
| Azul! mira, doschicas jalapenos. |
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| 11 Oct 2011 07:20 AM |
Friend: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Me: Your mom. |
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| 11 Oct 2011 07:24 AM |
"I'm gonna use you as my homework, and work on you ALL night."
"eww your nastie get outa herie u perv!" |
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| 11 Oct 2011 07:28 AM |
| I don't use pick up lines. |
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| 11 Oct 2011 07:42 AM |
| Are you Jamaican? 'Cuz Ja mai can me crazy for you! |
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