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| 07 Oct 2011 10:03 PM |
he can beat you to death with a trout,
he lifted an entire tree,
he carved wooden shoes in his underwear,
he can make peoples heads smaller,
he dug a 50 foot hole with 2 trowels.
'nuff said |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:03 PM |
Didn't he also have a hammerhat? :O |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:04 PM |
@synthesis,
yes, the hat of discipline |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:04 PM |
He can be buried alive.
He can grow extra heads.
He has friends that come from outer space.
THIS MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:07 PM |
He wears a bunny as a necklace.
A dead bunny. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:10 PM |
He can make people levitate by kicking them repeatedly.
He can wax off all the hair on his arm and show no pain. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:12 PM |
we must make this a meme,
even though it's forced,
arn't most memes forced? |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:13 PM |
I think.
Spread this to 4/c/h/a/n. Now. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:15 PM |
your tired after digging a 2 ft hole,
rolf digs a 20 foot hole without any fatigue |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:16 PM |
hi
my name is rolf
-Certified trol- |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:16 PM |
You can't pry open your car door when your keys are locked inside.
Rolf can turn a pig into a corkscrew and rip the top off a car. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:16 PM |
Rolf hit his funnybone about 100,000 times
no pain at all |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:17 PM |
you cry when you get shot in the arm,
rolf got half of his torso chopped off and didn't shed a tear |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:19 PM |
theres red, blonde, brown, black, and white hair.
rolf has blue hair |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:21 PM |
| Rolf can beat the hell out of people so much the building there in shakes a lot and jumps into the air |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:22 PM |
Rolf cringe when you bump your head.
Rolf can survive getting a meat grinder smashed through his head with no injury at all. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:22 PM |
| *You cringe when you bump your head. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:23 PM |
| Rolf doesn't die from a meat grinder, he just gets turned into a pig |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:23 PM |
| Rolf is like the perfect entity |
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| 07 Oct 2011 10:25 PM |
"Rolf is like the perfect entity"
He is a son of a shepherd. Of course he is.
He is also a brony. |
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