CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 07:56 PM |
Jumped down a Chasm with 5 plantium coins.
Fought Skeletron with Shurikens
Blew up my house with TNT by accident. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 07:57 PM |
| I put corruption in my own dirt house |
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| 07 Oct 2011 07:58 PM |
i jumped off the empire state building
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CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 07:58 PM |
@Lumpy
Ifs the old man that makes good things happen if your a good girl :D |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:00 PM |
"Ifs the old man that makes good things happen if your a good girl :D"
is he the village elder
because sometimes the village elder gives me life lessons and advice and whatnot |
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CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:02 PM |
| No, hes a Old Man that lives so high in the Sky its impossible to reach him, but he knows EVERYTHING that EVERYBODY does. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:03 PM |
| does he live in one of those concrete man-made mountains? |
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CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:05 PM |
| No, he lives somewhere that the human race cannot comprehend so we just use a book known as the Bible to know what he has done while he was on Earth, But it doesnt tell us where he is so we simply say hes in a dimension known as "Heaven" |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:06 PM |
I have a brother who left the village for the city and he sometimes writes letters describing the place as "heavenly"
does the old man live in the city |
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CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:09 PM |
Heaven is another place then a placed called "Heavenly"
Heavenly means its wonderful.
Heaven is a place you can only reach by dieing. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:10 PM |
My grandfather died and he didn't reach anything the end of his life
and his body was put in a casket and then buried six feet under the ground
and my brother in the heavenly city couldn't make it because he was living the dream in heavenly city where the old man lives |
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CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:12 PM |
| Inside your body is something called a soul, when you die, your soul leaves the body and goes to heaven. You cant reach it when your alive. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:15 PM |
The only thing inside my grandfather's body were all the necessary organs and such for living. There was certainly no such thing that could fly all the way to my brother in the heavenly city.
But my mother is very superstitious when it comes to death (maybe you two would get along) and she got a net and told me it was to capture the remnants of my grandfather after he passed. I never saw anything go in the net with the exception of some butterflies I managed to catch one afternoon. |
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CoraiUnki
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:17 PM |
Its invisable and the city isnt Heaven, Heaven is a bunch of clouds billions of miles from Earth.
And the Soul moves so fast it cant be stopped. |
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Zarcius
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:18 PM |
>The only thing inside my grandfather's body were all the necessary organs and such for living. There was certainly no such thing that could fly all the way to my brother in the heavenly city.
Did you perform some sort of autopsy on your grandfather?
You disgust me. |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:22 PM |
"Its invisable and the city isnt Heaven,"
I believe the city is called Heaven.
"Heaven is a bunch of clouds billions of miles from Earth."
Are they clouds on a different plant because my father (the self-proclaimed smartest villager in the village) told me that clouds are not capable of existing within space but rather in the atmosphere of a planet or some such thing
"And the Soul moves so fast it cant be stopped."
i guess the soul must manifest itself as butterflies and it can be stopped because that net captured a lot of butterflies in its prime |
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| 07 Oct 2011 08:23 PM |
"Did you perform some sort of autopsy on your grandfather?"
we cut him open so we could keep the wolves at bay |
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