Kataoka
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:04 PM |
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Apple Computer We sell expensive Because we can For the good of shareholders Who sell when they say I'm dead
But there's no sense crying over every rumor You just keep on trying 'till the Droid is over. And the suing gets done And the iPhone is fun For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though cancer weakened And killed me. And tore my pancreas. And threw me in pain, felt like a fire. As I burned it hurt, because I was so happy for you
Now our Retina Displays make some beautiful lines And I got my paychecks 'Cause you spent all your dimes So I'm glad I got ill Think of all the Macs that thrill For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me I think I prefer to stay inside Maybe you'll find someone else to buy from Maybe HTC That was a joke, Haha, fat chance. Anyway, iPhone is great It's so shiny and it's fast
Look at me still talking When there's others to sue When I look out there, it makes me glad i'm not you. I've lost time now, I must rush There are companies to crush All the ones that are all still alive.
And believe me I am still alive. I'm at the Spaceship and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're bankrupt I'll be still alive. And when you're debted I will be still alive. |
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Kataoka
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:08 PM |
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An apple a day kept the doctor away... and killed him. |
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Kataoka
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:13 PM |
Bumping again!
The economy is going down - Americans are losing too many JOBS. |
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Lero555
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:15 PM |
| Nic remake of it UNLESS YOU POISONED IT! |
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Kataoka
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:18 PM |
| Are you sad that he's gone 4everS |
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:18 PM |
| failure random lyrics are failure |
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Kataoka
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:21 PM |
| I'm quite sure there's an app for generating lyrical parodies of other songs, but we all know that there isn't one for curing cancer. |
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Kataoka
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| 05 Oct 2011 09:26 PM |
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"Reports are coming in that doctors tried reviving Steve Jobs but it turns out the defibrillator required flash" |
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