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| 01 Oct 2011 08:04 AM |
| Aren't there better things to report? |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:05 AM |
| Seriously, guys, go cover a murder or a zoo opening or something |
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sweetie
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:06 AM |
lol that reminds me of something
im in 8th grade and my friend's geometry teacher is soo mean
someone sneezed during a test he said "bless you"
and then the teacher was like "if you say that again you get a ZERO." |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:07 AM |
and then the teacher was like "if you say that again you get a ZERO." - But this teacher is being completely reasonable.
Our school does go overboard on that stuff.
Maybe 15 people will say 'blass you' consecutively after someone sneezes.
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:12 AM |
"a zoo opening or a murder"
I can make a fake news story with both.
4/1/12 Today the opening of the Sacramento Zoo was marred by tragedy as a man was shot and killed by lion tranquilizer as he tried to pet the lions coming towards him. A zookeeper has been arrested under convictions of manslaughter. He maintains that he was trying to knock out the lions with his tranquilizer gun. His court date is set for the fifteenth. A key witness used his time to denounce kids saying bless you in school, but has not yet given any information on the death. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:13 AM |
4/1/12 Today the opening of the Sacramento Zoo was marred by tragedy as a man was shot and killed by lion tranquilizer as he tried to pet the lions coming towards him. A zookeeper has been arrested under convictions of manslaughter. He maintains that he was trying to knock out the lions with his tranquilizer gun. His court date is set for the fifteenth. A key witness used his time to denounce kids saying bless you in school, but has not yet given any information on the death. - It's like a far side comic
it gets funnier every time you read it |
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sweetie
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:13 AM |
@Boeing
Sir, you have violated the First amendment of the constitution.
That is, if that story does get posted online |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:16 AM |
Right.
When I'm older I'm going to open a zoo and kill someone with lion tranquilizer for a publicity stunt. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:22 AM |
Were not in the age of manners in more - That doesn't mean you shouldn't use them.
People are still put off by eating with your mouth open.
And saying please & thank you are likely to get you things fast than if you damnad something. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:25 AM |
Interesting no? - Normal people are generally put off by it. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:30 AM |
| Actually, that was on the Bill O'Riley factor for stupid things people have said and done. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:32 AM |
It annoys me though how like 20 people get to say "bless you" when like 1 person sneezes.
It's only one sneeze guys.
only one 'bless you' is required. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 08:52 AM |
Against the first anemdment?
Isn't that the freedom of the press and the people..? |
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| 01 Oct 2011 09:25 AM |
fushion
ive never read far side |
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| 01 Oct 2011 09:27 AM |
>being against the first amendment to not like people saying bless you
oh wahh this guy doesnt like it when we interrupt class to be funny he must be evil and hates the constitution and breaks first amendment |
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| 01 Oct 2011 09:28 AM |
ive never read far side - I feel as though you'd appreciate it |
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| 01 Oct 2011 09:33 AM |
| is it that comic that it seems all teachers have as decoration in their classroom |
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| 01 Oct 2011 09:35 AM |
is it that comic that it seems all teachers have as decoration in their classroom - Only the cool teachers do that.
It's a single panel comic that is really hard to describe.
It's funny though. |
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| 01 Oct 2011 09:38 AM |
| oh then i have read it before |
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